Small town Bullshit

akgrown

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Anyone else living in a small town. you know one of those everyone knows everyone kinda places. Say one wrong thing or sleep with the wrong girl and the whole town comes down on you like you murdered someone. Anyone else know where im coming from. This town has about 600 perm residents. Being in the middle of nowhere kinda sucks after living in a big city for a long time. 100 dollar eights.....eat my dick!
 

akgrown

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yeah 600 in the whole town. Only about 5miles of pavement but the fishing is no better in my opinion.
 

tip top toker

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That's my reaction, that's not a town! There are more than that many poeple on my street as well. I lived in a very small village for 20 years and that had almost 3000 residents, and that was small enough that everyone knew everything about you even though you'd never even met them, so yeah, 600 people and i'd be pulling my hair out, wouldn't want to put a toe out of line. Either that or i'd have to take a FUCK THAT attitude and disregard EVERYONE, which would just be plain rude.
 

Tenner

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I lived in a village smaller than 2000 for 20 years, mainly muslim too.... I was the odd one out at school being British, hit by the religious education teacher to learn prayers... Parents ex drug dealers.... Gosh FUCK ME!!

The problem starts when people just sit around, specially in coffee bars and just talk about what other people do. Car passes, me and my girlfriend, my brother and his girlfriend going to have a swim while high... Half the coffee bar staring like zombies as we go past... Made me wonder if they were staring at the ground before we went past lol

Don`t remind me man don`t remind me... That was a BAD trip lol

akgrown I feel for you. If your going to be there for some time just blend in. Its really not that hard, keep it simple. Talk about the weather, do some things you can relate to people with, be happy and don`t be too "flashy". Be calm around people too, calm as hell :)

And the 100 dollar eights, you know the answer to that one don`t you lol

Oh also if your friendly it has its advantages. The local popo will turn a blind eye if your a good man. Lend him a garden rake or something, take some excess cake round a few times lol
 
I lived in a village smaller than 2000 for 20 years, mainly muslim too.... I was the odd one out at school being British, hit by the religious education teacher to learn prayers... Parents ex drug dealers.... Gosh FUCK ME!!

The problem starts when people just sit around, specially in coffee bars and just talk about what other people do. Car passes, me and my girlfriend, my brother and his girlfriend going to have a swim while high... Half the coffee bar staring like zombies as we go past... Made me wonder if they were staring at the ground before we went past lol

Don`t remind me man don`t remind me... That was a BAD trip lol

akgrown I feel for you. If your going to be there for some time just blend in. Its really not that hard, keep it simple. Talk about the weather, do some things you can relate to people with, be happy and don`t be too "flashy". Be calm around people too, calm as hell :)

And the 100 dollar eights, you know the answer to that one don`t you lol

Oh also if your friendly it has its advantages. The local popo will turn a blind eye if your a good man. Lend him a garden rake or something, take some excess cake round a few times lol
wait...all i have to do is bring cake to the popo and they'll leave me alone :O?
 

Tenner

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wait...all i have to do is bring cake to the popo and they'll leave me alone :O?
I`m just trying to say small villages have their own enforcement of the law. That can work for your benefit. If your a nice guy and you have done good to everyone, they enjoy your presence (e.g your not a shut off antisocial individual) then your well off. I`m not on about just giving cake, you know the sort of stuff I`m talking about, help the old woman next door with her garden, look after someones dog on vacation just stuff like that. If they find out your blazing away they won`t have the heart to grass you up lol

I`m pretty sure more than half the village knew what me, my mom, dad and bro were doing. You could see the tips of the plants growing from the balcony window and that was by the main road of the village ffs lol

Its just there is a sense of community. They think okay this guy is burning away but his even nicer than half the village and they just won`t do it thats my point. People are a lot more stereotypical in cities and are all full of hatred against one other stereotype in a sense. Too many people too many problems as they say.
 
i agree 100% :) but sorry on that part though...i have munchies on the mind and might go devour some cake now that i thought about it >:) also i live in a pretty decent town...but luckily live out of town in a way...so i don't really have to deal with people from the city except for my friends and other random people lol
 

Tenner

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Same here I couldn`t hack a too crowded city area. Theres a level where people are too focused on you, theres a level where people are just saying hi and being nice and theres a level where people don`t even see you. I prefer the middle one :)

Enjoy the munchies! I`m gonna have my porridge oats inabit :D
 
very nice...i think i also might go devour some twizzles...haha and yeah :) the other plus side is the town im in is rated very high in my state so we kind've get alot of tourism during the summer...and some of the chicks i see man just blow my mind when im stoned
 

......

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You could flood it with some weed and off it for less then the normal asking price around there.lol and tell people you get it sent to you from cali.
 

Tenner

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You could flood it with some weed and off it for less then the normal asking price around there.lol and tell people you get it sent to you from cali.
Haha thats an optimistic approach to the whole thing. Get a good harvest and hide the O`s in the forest then flog off the 1/8ths!

:D
 

......

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Haha thats an optimistic approach to the whole thing. Get a good harvest and hide the O`s in the forest then flog off the 1/8ths!

:D
lol you could get rich.People around here even get away with saying its medical from cali.It could be but I really doubt it.
 

april

Pickle Queen
LOL i live in a very small town 900 residents lol, plus i work in Money mart, all the cops know me due to recent events in my workplace, i kind of feel safer having them look at me as a productive member of the community, considering the forest behind me is full of my babies i've chosen to make myself known, but on a low key level so people don't get curious and starts asking questions. LOL best part of my job is knowing who is who lol, small towns are not for everyone, takes a certain personality IMO
 
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