Well, after some serious option weighing me and the wife have destroyed our garden due to some intense suspicion. Such is life, at least the only one that might get buttfucked is her.
Completely lost track of this thread, mostly because the act of destroying my girls incited a really really hard night of drinking and I don't remember a lot about it.
This wasn't jumping at my shadow, just trust me, we know for a fact we were in danger BUT in about 3 months we are good to go, and I am going to go bigger and better.