should i piss on my plant

i need some fertiliser, and dont have much coin. will it hurt them if i go out and piss on them? ive heard it has NPK in it

check you ph.

dilute it...you have to fucking dilute it...


Research the Humanure Handbook, you can find it for free online...

its raining outside... so i was just going to put my rain coat on and take a piss all over the leaves

Come back to sanity and research your god-given nute before using it...

the humanure handbook

i will have a look at it, but i need to go right now and dont want to waist it... so ill go piss on them now.

they are flowering i hope it wont hurt the buds?

LMAO..just goes to show...ain't heard it all yet

As long as you want smoke your own piss go for it man.

urine is primarily ammonia, salt, and other trace elements. Ammonia is a poison, and should be converted to more soluble forms of nitrogen before used on plants (this is accomplished by organic bacterias, and can take some time). Also salt buildup can cause all sorts of problems for you. Then you get to the issues of putting moisture on buds to begin with (big no-no). Not to mention that elements from the urine would likely dry to a film, and end up getting smoked (the idea of smoking dry urine isn't something I find appealing).

kudaross said:

As long as you want smoke your own piss go for it man.

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right, unless you are outdoor growing and you want to divert pests and fauna like deer, and even then you should not be pissing *on* them, just near them... if you piss on them, and they actually grow enough to harvest, you might as well load your bong with your own "fertilizer" maybe it does have npk in it... maybe it will make your weed taste awesome, or maybe it will just knock you out with vaporized uric acid... you'll know when you wake up on the floor... good luck pal

The ammonia doesnt come out until it has stood for some time, like a day.

Piss is totally safe to use at least 1:10 dilution with water. Get over it people, it is proven to work.

Its NPK is around 10-1-2...but with a lot of variance. Good luck.

I can't imagine when that would be a good idea, no ferts is better than that

you can drink it as well, worked for Loyota Machida last night @ UFC.
Might as well have some watching the football game.
Do you shit on your plant as well? Its guano just not bat guano, its all the same.
Puke on them as well.

And you aren't going to spray it with piss...no need, so all the "you're smoking piss" arguments are dumb.

People are smoking and eating the excerement of billions of bacteria when they light up an organic joint. What's wrong with using our own?

Humanure is fucking great...never tried it with weed, but I have use pee diluted to grow my veggies. YUMMY, BITCHES!

i dont care what it does or doesnt do im not peeing on something then smoking it.

wtf?

damn...now im thinking about all the weed i ever got in my life...hope no one did this to it...ugh...


i can see peeing NEAR them outdoors to keep pests away but i'd never unload on a bud..

lol, im not actually going to piss on em. Im just bored and do like this topic... i also hope this hasnt happened to any of the weed ive had in my life

The Ruiner said:

And you aren't going to spray it with piss...no need, so all the "you're smoking piss" arguments are dumb.

People are smoking and eating the excerement of billions of bacteria when they light up an organic joint. What's wrong with using our own?

Humanure is fucking great...never tried it with weed, but I have use pee diluted to grow my veggies. YUMMY, BITCHES!

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Really. I'm sure all pee is the same regardless of diet. Right!? You're basically saying that humanure is all the same, regardless if the person has a healthy diet, compared to someone that eats mcdonalds 3 times a week and drinks pop. I'm sure the plants would love that pee.

kudaross said:

Really. I'm sure all pee is the same regardless of diet. Right!? You're basically saying that humanure is all the same, regardless if the person has a healthy diet, compared to someone that eats mcdonalds 3 times a week and drinks pop. I'm sure the plants would love that pee.

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Did I say anything you just insinuated? I think not.

As far as all the bad stuff that could be in there...most of it is still in your kidneys and your liver, that's what they are there for...Most piss is pretty damn close, close enough that you could use it uniformly diluted the way I said. Your urine is sterile anyway, how the fuck did it get that way? Just because you have preconcieved bias against using it doesnt mean that it doesnt work...Do you own research about this. There is more to growing plants than just weed.

Correction, urine is sterile until it leaves the human body.

The Ruiner said:

Humanure is fucking great...never tried it with weed, but I have use pee diluted to grow my veggies. YUMMY, BITCHES!

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