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there are so many posts on here with crazy stories, and i wana hear them all, wether they were funny, sad, weird, or close to getting busted!

I have 2 stories of me getting popped by the police...but i might end up going off on a tangent on how fucking ignorant and stupid they really are . oh well too late.
But there was one close call me and a buddy had while driving. I saw a checkpoint in the distance..so i immediately pulled the wrapper off of the car freshener, squirted in clear-eyes, and rolled down all the windows to un-fog my car, all in like 15 seconds. I hid the herb and utensils of toking. I think the car freshener saved us, it's so strong, the cops checked my license and said 'Have a good night.' I drove off, heart beating out of my fucking chest.

Then another one was when i got pulled over for street racing with a Honda prelude. Yea, the cop ignored the prelude, and pulled me over. Didnt have time to hide shit properly, the ganja was under my seat, and bowl in my pocket.
My luck kicked in, because the Officer just lectured me on the dangers of street racing for 2 minutes, and let me go with a warning. Rofl. i was like wow......... but yea, i beat that prelude anyways. We were going 70 on a 40mph road. ownt.

those were 2 of my close calls.

lol, fair enough. i have no decent stories, they usually involve me playing poker, eating and going to bed. fun fun fun.

head wrecked banned for 4 years from driving, garda found a ciggerette butt with the tabbacco sprinkled out of it and they start sayin ah you smoke i was like no i dont next of all they say you have 2 choices you can be arrested and take a drug test or just go take 1 under my own will so i did and then 2 weeks later i was stopped again for the same thing in a different county and i waited for 6 weeks for the 2 tests to come back. 1 clean, 1 negative and then i was brought to court i said this to the judge he said to me it takes 30 days to get cannabis out of your system i was like this is a joke i wasnt under the influence next of all 4 year ban 400 euro fine 4 months to pay....and i have the 2 drug test forms incase any1 calls bs... all i have to say to them now is i hope you can whistle ya aint gettin shit from me..... so in general sad story...

spliffbazz

damn man, that sucks...
i would pay tho, ull end up in jail otherwise, and u won be able to go to america or austrailia

I no i should pay but the hell with that cause the judge said to me cannabis takes 30 days to get out of your system so that means i would have to have smoked 15 days before i got stopped the first time. and with the amount of weed im gonna grow and trade for cash il buy my own plane too fly those places and i seen a plane few weeks ago with nothing wrong with it for 3 and a half k ...quicksale... and from what ive been told by a good few people most of the prisons are full enough and even if it came down to it id only do 1 r 2 days inside so il do the time..... im unemployed.... FTP

spliffbazz

When I was 16 me and my friend were trick or treating high and like 15 minutes into it we knocked on some redneck lady's door. She opens it and we say "trick or treat" and all that shit, she grabs a couple starburst and throws them in our bag and we thought she was done. She turns around, grabs her cat and puts it in my friend's bag and closed the door. Me and my friend laughed for like 10 minutes straight and went to 2 more houses before going home.

Me and friend were walking through his neighborhood high as all hell and we saw a dog sitting on a porch sitting way to still for way too long to be real so we figure its stuffed. So we decided we would steal it for my friends room "like that f*cking stuffed dog on Scrubs man" i say, so as we approach the the fence the "stuffed dog" turns its head and looks at me dead in the eye. We jumped so hard and ran about 10 feet and laughed for a good minute.

wow trick or treating and they give you a cat? dude if you were my friend i would still be laughing about that

i shit myself working on the docks right outside a restaraunt. trail led to the bathroom. long story short everyone in the restaraunt and docks knew and i was the butt of jokes for a long time i was 19

There was this other time were me and a bunch of friends were high and got into a intense tickle fight. Shortly after i ran to the bathroom to poo and clogged the toilet .......it over flowed.....poo got on my foot everyone crowded around at a distance all laughing saying "damn we tickled the shit out of you!" my nickname is still brown foot.

moonin said:

Me and friend were walking through his neighborhood high as all hell and we saw a dog sitting on a porch sitting way to still for way too long to be real so we figure its stuffed. So we decided we would steal it for my friends room "like that f*cking stuffed dog on Scrubs man" i say, so as we approach the the fence the "stuffed dog" turns its head and looks at me dead in the eye. We jumped so hard and ran about 10 feet and laughed for a good minute.

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That's fucking awesome lol

heathaa said:

wow trick or treating and they give you a cat? dude if you were my friend i would still be laughing about that

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yeah we still get some good laughs out of it from time to time

this next story is about the first time I got high..... now granted I had smoked before, but this time me and my friend had gotten some of the best dro we could find in our town. so with no knowledge of smoking, a folded up piece of foil, a lighter and our baggie we decided to head to the softball fields before we headed to class. we were two determined bitches and we toked the shit out of our ghetto ass foil pipe. one person saw us and ran away lol.... and then stoned as fuck we walked to class, geeking out at all the teachers. when I got to my first period class I was so paranoid walking in because I was late so the whole class turns... and about 3/4ths of them start cracking up! later on I figured out that my entire class had gotten high before school also.... we were all super close the rest of the year.

This is a story that sticks out to me....My friend & I were about 14 years old sitting outside the arcade, smoking cigarettes....and this dude in a purple tie dyed shirt comes up to us and bums a cigarette....a hippy in every sense of the word, We get to talking to this guy and he tells us he is in his final semester of college & is preparing his thesis on The legalization of marijuana.....this dude takes a long slow drag from his marlboro red, & tells us his thesis statement: "Man made alcohol, God made grass....Who do you trust?" That is something that has stuck with me for over 16 years....my friend and I thought this dude was the coolest mf on the planet at the time....

IllegalSmile said:

This is a story that sticks out to me....My friend & I were about 14 years old sitting outside the arcade, smoking cigarettes....and this dude in a purple tie dyed shirt comes up to us and bums a cigarette....a hippy in every sense of the word, We get to talking to this guy and he tells us he is in his final semester of college & is preparing his thesis on The legalization of marijuana.....this dude takes a long slow drag from his marlboro red, & tells us his thesis statement: "Man made alcohol, God made grass....Who do you trust?" That is something that has stuck with me for over 16 years....my friend and I thought this dude was the coolest mf on the planet at the time....

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I've always wondered about those hippies that just constantly burn all day and the insane realizations they must have made over the years. I've encountered guys like that that ask those stupid ass stoner questions like "what if everyone in America rode wheelchairs and everything was wheelchair accessible" and it makes me think for a long time. Those guys are crazy deep.

Moses'BurninCush said:

I've always wondered about those hippies that just constantly burn all day and the insane realizations they must have made over the years. I've encountered guys like that that ask those stupid ass stoner questions like "what if everyone in America rode wheelchairs and everything was wheelchair accessible" and it makes me think for a long time. Those guys are crazy deep.

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Yea, you can def get into some crazy conversations with hippies.....Someone once asked me, "What if you were perfeclly normal, but you had rocking chair legs? Would you rock out all day?" Something to think about anyways......

Your avatar is awesome by the way, I just saw Pineapple Express for the first time the other day. LMAO when the guy comes in the giant scuba suit to give him a light....

"This shit is the bee's knees"