TwistItUp
Well-Known Member
A while back I was looking for a sativa clone. I found a club in Cotati Ca that had Lamb's Bread.
Mercy Wellness of Cotati.
https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/california/sonoma-county/mercy-wellness
I figured I would give them a try because they also had a CBD strain AC/DC at the time.
I made a day out of it and went to Graton Casino which is only a couple minutes from Monster Gardens,
then stopped by Monster Gardens and picked up some supplies that I thought might help the clone get going. I believe it was Clonex Spray I picked up. Think I needed another bottle of Foxfarm too. Anyway after leaving Monster gardens I went over to Mercy Wellness of Cotati which was just a couple minutes away from there. I thought I planned the trip well and was having a good day, the three stops I made were all close to each other. I went early and got in the club pretty much right when it opened. I was waiting in the parking lot for some time before they opened. Some guy keeped going in the club then coming back out and was giving me the stink eye, but never said a single word. I thought he was being weird. Finally they flip on their open sign and unlocked the doors for patients. The paperwork process wasn't too bad, I never like registering but it wasn't much different than most the other clubs I've been to. So then its my turn to go look at the meds. I spotted the clones right away and asked to see Lamb's Bread. The bud tender started talking about what a great choice lambs bread is and then grabbed one off their rack and showed it to me. He commented to look at the roots how long they are. I'm thinking to myself okay the thing has roots and they are fairly long, obviously roots coming out of that rock wool cube, but they are brown and the cube looks dry. Wondering if they even water their clones. I asked to see another clone and said I don't like the coloring of those roots. The guy gave me a look like he was stunned I didn't like the way the clone looked. Then he sets that clone back on the rack, and picks up the same clone and shows it to me again, and tells me how much better it looks than the other one. So I'm just like okay F'it, I really want to try lambs bread so just buy the thing, knowing I just picked up that clonex spray I figured I could work with it. He asked if I needed anything else. I said I was interested in the AC/DC CBD strain. Again he goes on about what a great choice that is. He pulled out a pre packed bag of AC/DC and showed it to me. It didn't appear that it was a full 1/2 Oz, so I questioned him about that, "Oh, there's a 1/2 Oz in there?". Yes, all our products are pre weighed and packaged so our patients don't have to wait for us to get their med's. I was not allowed to touch or smell the bud. I hardly even got to take a good look. But I settled for it because I wanted to try a CBD strain other than harlequin. I also got a gram of jilly bean, and he gave me a freebie pre rolled joint for being a first time patient. The pre roll looked nice it was a joint but was cone shaped at the tip and even had a filter rolled in it. The bud tender pointed out which bud was in the pre roll, he said it was called Super Dope. The nug of super dope I saw on display appeared white looking. The staff seemed like they thought I was casing the place or something. That guy who was giving me the stink eye in the parking lot was still being weird. I just wanted to leave I felt awkward at this point. I didn't feel they treated me so well there. They have a rule about not opening the stapled shut paper bag the meds come in anywhere on their property or in their parking lot and they have a rule to be part of their club you have to agree that when you leave you have to go straight home. So I just got in the car and drove home, didn't look in the bag at anything. I drove like an hour to get there one way. Seemed worth it I got to play at the casino, refill on nutes at monster gardens, and pick up some bud and a clone. So nearly another hour of driving to get home were for the first time I finally get to see the bud I bought, and I'm already disappointed with the clone. Once I actually get to touch the AC/DC I realize that it feels wet like its not even been dried or cured. Now wonder it didn't look like a 1/2 Oz to me. Grrrr. and I thought I was getting a good deal on that CBD strain too. Dang it, now I'm screwed and questioning if its even going to last me as long as I had planned. When I told some people about this in a chat, some twat started making comments about, That's why it needs to go legal and people need to stop buying it off the streets, you don't know what your getting. She didn't want to hear how I got it from a club. I rolled some anyway and it did burn. The effect was nice for a CBD strain so it wasn't a complete loss. The jilly bean was nothing special, it actually gave about the same effect as their CBD strain. The pre roll joint cone taste horrible like a vanilla tobacco product or something. It made me gag real bad and it was sketchy, leaving me questioning how long that pre roll had been sitting out. Super Dope my ass, more like Super Nope.
Mercy Wellness of Cotati.
https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/california/sonoma-county/mercy-wellness
I figured I would give them a try because they also had a CBD strain AC/DC at the time.
I made a day out of it and went to Graton Casino which is only a couple minutes from Monster Gardens,
then stopped by Monster Gardens and picked up some supplies that I thought might help the clone get going. I believe it was Clonex Spray I picked up. Think I needed another bottle of Foxfarm too. Anyway after leaving Monster gardens I went over to Mercy Wellness of Cotati which was just a couple minutes away from there. I thought I planned the trip well and was having a good day, the three stops I made were all close to each other. I went early and got in the club pretty much right when it opened. I was waiting in the parking lot for some time before they opened. Some guy keeped going in the club then coming back out and was giving me the stink eye, but never said a single word. I thought he was being weird. Finally they flip on their open sign and unlocked the doors for patients. The paperwork process wasn't too bad, I never like registering but it wasn't much different than most the other clubs I've been to. So then its my turn to go look at the meds. I spotted the clones right away and asked to see Lamb's Bread. The bud tender started talking about what a great choice lambs bread is and then grabbed one off their rack and showed it to me. He commented to look at the roots how long they are. I'm thinking to myself okay the thing has roots and they are fairly long, obviously roots coming out of that rock wool cube, but they are brown and the cube looks dry. Wondering if they even water their clones. I asked to see another clone and said I don't like the coloring of those roots. The guy gave me a look like he was stunned I didn't like the way the clone looked. Then he sets that clone back on the rack, and picks up the same clone and shows it to me again, and tells me how much better it looks than the other one. So I'm just like okay F'it, I really want to try lambs bread so just buy the thing, knowing I just picked up that clonex spray I figured I could work with it. He asked if I needed anything else. I said I was interested in the AC/DC CBD strain. Again he goes on about what a great choice that is. He pulled out a pre packed bag of AC/DC and showed it to me. It didn't appear that it was a full 1/2 Oz, so I questioned him about that, "Oh, there's a 1/2 Oz in there?". Yes, all our products are pre weighed and packaged so our patients don't have to wait for us to get their med's. I was not allowed to touch or smell the bud. I hardly even got to take a good look. But I settled for it because I wanted to try a CBD strain other than harlequin. I also got a gram of jilly bean, and he gave me a freebie pre rolled joint for being a first time patient. The pre roll looked nice it was a joint but was cone shaped at the tip and even had a filter rolled in it. The bud tender pointed out which bud was in the pre roll, he said it was called Super Dope. The nug of super dope I saw on display appeared white looking. The staff seemed like they thought I was casing the place or something. That guy who was giving me the stink eye in the parking lot was still being weird. I just wanted to leave I felt awkward at this point. I didn't feel they treated me so well there. They have a rule about not opening the stapled shut paper bag the meds come in anywhere on their property or in their parking lot and they have a rule to be part of their club you have to agree that when you leave you have to go straight home. So I just got in the car and drove home, didn't look in the bag at anything. I drove like an hour to get there one way. Seemed worth it I got to play at the casino, refill on nutes at monster gardens, and pick up some bud and a clone. So nearly another hour of driving to get home were for the first time I finally get to see the bud I bought, and I'm already disappointed with the clone. Once I actually get to touch the AC/DC I realize that it feels wet like its not even been dried or cured. Now wonder it didn't look like a 1/2 Oz to me. Grrrr. and I thought I was getting a good deal on that CBD strain too. Dang it, now I'm screwed and questioning if its even going to last me as long as I had planned. When I told some people about this in a chat, some twat started making comments about, That's why it needs to go legal and people need to stop buying it off the streets, you don't know what your getting. She didn't want to hear how I got it from a club. I rolled some anyway and it did burn. The effect was nice for a CBD strain so it wasn't a complete loss. The jilly bean was nothing special, it actually gave about the same effect as their CBD strain. The pre roll joint cone taste horrible like a vanilla tobacco product or something. It made me gag real bad and it was sketchy, leaving me questioning how long that pre roll had been sitting out. Super Dope my ass, more like Super Nope.