View attachment 1713118View attachment 1713117ok so heres one... I was vacationing down in South Carolina about 6 years ago. I wanted to go to the club down there, and asked my brother to go. Hes kinda the punk rock type and didnt really wanna go, so i bribed him with paying his way in, and all he could drink. Who would say no to that??? Anyways, we get to this club called Kryptonite, and I'm double fistin from the door. I was trashed within an hour of being there. I went there to get drunk and get pussy... i see this guy standing over by these 2 girls dancing. Its obvious hes knows them or is just a complete creeper... So i go over there and start making conversation with the guy. NOT IN A GAY WAY.... AS IN, IM GONNA FIGURE OUT WHICH GIRL YOURE WITH AND IM GONNA FUCK THE OTHER, KIND OF WAY!! Plan works, turns out the one girl is his sister and the other is her friend. My brother and I found our one night stands! So i go after the better looking one of course, and my bro got the lesser of the 2, which was still good. We do our danciing for the night, along with a altercation where some guy tried taking my brothers girl. lmao I was so trashed Im surprised the guy didnt beat my face in for saying what i said to him... Nice Guy!! So the club is getting ready to shut down... and they ask if we want to go to the beach and drink. We say yes and figure out where were going to meet so they can follow us. I get in the car and pass right out. Not even a minute after we get in, i throw up all over myself and the car. lmfao. Heres where my player skills come into play, from here on. So my brother stops the car tell me to get out and clean it up... I was like no just drive.. go.. get out of here before they see this or shot is gone with this girl. He said no and made me get out and clean it up the best i could. Everyones laughing at me and we head back to the condo. I hurry and get showered and brush my teeth, and head down to the beach with them. I sobered up a little from that incident and was ready to drink more hahaha so the girl i was talking to, asked me to go swimming in the ocean with her. I told her i was scared of the water (which I am, but i played it up more than i really was) and she tells me if i go in with her she'll go in naked. DONE! I was in that water swimming faster than michael phelps!! my brother and his girl were up on the beach and they couldnt see what we were doing. My brothers girl told him she couldnt fuck him, because the girl i was with wanted to be good, and she didnt want to be the only one doing that. Needless to say i was fucking that girls brains out in that ocean. the waves were not the best thing for my stomach so i carried her onto the beach , dick still inside her and banged her on the beach! I ended up banging that girl for the next 4 days till we left. hahahaha She was such a freak too! She was awesome! I actually talked to her about 6 months ago after 3 years hahahaha. Moral of the story?? If you puke on yourself, youre probably screwed, unless you picked up a true SLUT!! lmao Hope you guys enjoyed it. +REP If you like, and ill rep you back!
I mean anybody wearing contacts, think of an eyelash stuck to the lens, can you imagine how a piece of dry cum feels, like the size of an oat? 
