Serious question please...

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #1

If I keep having the problem of getting my pubes stuck in my zipper does that mean I should cut my pubes or stop wearing pants with zippers? Thanks in advance.

 

a senile fungus

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #2

Neither.

Just leave the zipper open, like i always do.

Think outside the box!

 

a senile fungus

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #3

I cast my vote for a poll, btw.

 

Grandpapy

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #4

Stop with the Rogain already.

 

lokie

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #5

The bad news is you will have to stop going commando.

The good news is there is a solution to your dilemma.

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #6

a senile fungus said:

I cast my vote for a poll, btw.

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Your wish is my command! Poof!

 

macsnax

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #7

neosapien said:

If I keep having the problem of getting my pubes stuck in my zipper does that mean I should cut my pubes or stop wearing pants with zippers? Thanks in advance.

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Nothing a match and some lighter fluid can't take of.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Jul 26, 2017

• #8

I think you should combine two of your flagship skills. If you use a tiny curling iron type thingy to pre-shape your hair into a zipperly square wave, you could get a hair or two caught in there ... but they are now shape-matched and should no longer obtrude into your or anyone else's consciousness.

Alternative you could go with "a Bavarian".

 

SouthCross

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #9

Jump in front of a dump truck. It'll solve your issue.

 

420God

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #10

 

ovo

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #11

Keep your muff in your underwear

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #12

SouthCross said:

Jump in front of a dump truck. It'll solve your issue.

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I will cut you. So deep. Way deeper than I'm going to cut my and your mom's pubic hair.

 

420God

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #13

neosapien said:

I will cut you. So deep. Way deeper than I'm going to cut my and your mom's pubic hair.

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Good thing you have a small package or it could've been worse.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Jul 26, 2017

• #14

A serious thread needs a Pubic Service Message.
All males using zippered pants should keep a pair of wire cutters in their grooming toolbox.

 

Bareback

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #15

zipper = pubic hair
No zipper = public hair

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #16

420God said:

Good thing you have a small package or it could've been worse.

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Oh my fucking God.

 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #17

SouthCross said:

Jump in front of a dump truck. It'll solve your issue.

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You should be more careful.

 

a senile fungus

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #18

Frank and Beans!

 

dux

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #19

Your pubes get in the way of your zipper?
Do you have a 70's-80's girl bush?

 

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member

• Jul 26, 2017

• #20

neosapien said:

If I keep having the problem of getting my pubes stuck in my zipper does that mean I should cut my pubes or stop wearing pants with zippers? Thanks in advance.

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When I piss I take my dick out from the top of my pants. I don't undo them, with my left hand i grab the pant waist and pull them down. With my right hand I reach in grab my dick and pull it up, balls and everything. When I put it back my right hand always rips out a shit ton of dick hairs..