Serious Question, Does anyone play music to their plants or talk to them?

ive got a radio in my room just to help cover the noise from my exhaust fans, stealth grow

I play country btw, im a farmboy
 
"get the fuck out of my way you fuckin' plant... AH FUCK, now I got sticky shit all over my shirt and I gotta change. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE FALLING OVER STAND THE FU- oh shit, hydroton everywhere. Fuck you hydroton. Ok, fixed you up... where's my fucking pH meter? Fuck. NO FUCKING DOGS IN THE GROWROOM GET YOUR SNOUT OUT OF HERE- there it is. Fuck, phone's fucking ringing... 'What? Can't talk, music too loud, call you back in five minutes.' FUCK MY PHONES STICKING TO MY HANDS. Where the fuck are my gloves? Good thing I had the music on, they probably couldn't hear the fans. I really gotta stop doing this shit... turn off my phone at least... remember to watch my flailing arms, stop knocking shit over. *crunch* *crunch* fucking hydroton, man... FUCKING DOG WHAT THE F- where the fuck is that meter? Oh, there it is, in my pocket. *crunch* Jesus christ why am I talking to a reservoir? *CRRRUUUNCH"

Sure I talk to my plants. It's the most balanced part of my day.
 
bahahaha...damn archy were you watching me tonight? That seem like my typical visit to my grow room..
 
In the last couple weeks I think trauma helps produce more thc. So I sneak up on them and jump out screaming. Then I yell shit to scare them like - I'm from the DEA and I'm gonna chop your asses down and burn you!

OK not really. I don't actually talk to them, but I talk to myself over them. At least I think I do. Sometimes I'm not sure whehter I'm talking out loud or not. Which can be a problem in public places, but that's another story.
 
could just blow on them what we exhale good for plants could talk sing chant yoddle just give carbon monoxide

and music is false but the vibrations music creates in the air is good for plants- base sounds makes bigger air waves like a big rock thrown into a calm body of water verses a small one -i dont know if if its bettern a oscellating fan

is good thing to experiment
 
I have an old timer hooked up to an old ipod/speakers, when the lights go out, the music kicks on classical for 2 hours.
 
I don't really believe in the benefits of the talking to plants, but I still do it, just because I am so enjoying it. There is a company that sells speakers that emit certain sound frequencies that supposedly are to open the stomata of a plant, thus increasing feeding ability. I don't know, but it could world, you know they thought the world was flat for awhile.

Here is the website, have no clue if it works.
http://www.originalsonicbloom.com/products.htm
 
I was actually wondering this same thing a few weeks ago. Since theres reports of classical music stimulating plant growth, along with increasing yeilds, I wondered if it would have the same affect on mj.
Somone should really do a grow journal with the addition of constant music.
I was going to wait and try it myself, but since you brought it up maybe somone can do the work for me :)
 
i used to do this as the class project for the science fair it was easy required little to no effort and the results were very predictable
i always got a C and it wasn't for effort thats for sure so mabye it did help i never failed
 
yes music works. its true. rap music is only good for veg. for flower 50s music is the best. rap music in flower is sciencetificaly known to cause hermy plants. plants love it when u dance with them, so if u have the room cut the rug with them. but dont do the cross your arm double hip thrust dance. they dont like this. hope this helps.
 
i had 2 beautys and i would talk to them everyday and tell em how big and nice they were gonna get. (ofcourse never mentioning to them they were gonna get chopped) i also would play bob marley and some el ten eleven. unfortunetly they both turned out to be males </3
 
yes if u play rap music during flower will cause hermys. cuz of all the talk like slap that silly ho, take it up the butt bitch, or like dont cross me or ill shoot up your house fool. they dont like that kind of talk. sciencetifically proven. georgetown university did a study in 06. with tomatos, and roses.
 
I just remembered that Myth Busters did a test on this, obviously not MJ, but they had different types of music playing. They came out with a Busted claim on music. They noticed no difference between type of music and no music. I would like to see that Georgetown study, as I have been told, show the proof, and then I will believe. Not being rude, just so you know.
 
plantvision said:
I just remembered that Myth Busters did a test on this, obviously not MJ, but they had different types of music playing. They came out with a Busted claim on music. They noticed no difference between type of music and no music. I would like to see that Georgetown study, as I have been told, show the proof, and then I will believe. Not being rude, just so you know.
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thanks for not being rude, but i dont know if your serious or not.
 
A friend of mine played alot of weird wavelegnths and frquencies to see if the plants liked it, in his head he thinks it "works", I haven't seen anything conclusive that it does anything at all, he used all those expensive bloom chemicals etc. and when I had his seeds my shit grew better without any music, although I was using MH and him HPS
 
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