Season's Beatings

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by cannabineer, Dec 3, 2018.

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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    (to the tune of Holly Jolly Christmas)

    Have a fighty bitey Christmas

    It's the best time of the year

    I don't know where socks will go

    But have a cup of sneer

    And when you scan the Toke&Talk

    Bend the TOS at frenemies you know

    And new old socks to beat

    With sheaves of thistletoe

    Hang out here and you will see

    Somebody waits for you

    Thwack'em once for me

    Have a fighty bitey Christmas

    And in case you didn't hear

    Oh by crikey

    have a fighty bitey Christmas

    On this RIU year!

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    Purpsmagurps

    Purpsmagurps Well-Known Member

    LEL
     
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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

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    Purpsmagurps

    Purpsmagurps Well-Known Member

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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    "shitty sidewalks, shitty sidewalks,

    dressed in holiday vile..."

    What ever happened to noncommercialized holidays before electricity, when the whole family lit candles on the tree, fell asleep from too much eggnog and burned the house down?

    Ah, the good old days.
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

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    BudmanTX

    BudmanTX Well-Known Member

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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

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    BudmanTX

    BudmanTX Well-Known Member

    i do tooo.....
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

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    BudmanTX

    BudmanTX Well-Known Member

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    jerryb73

    jerryb73 Well-Known Member

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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    Silent night, holy night
    Way too calm ... bolts are drawn
    Blast the wise men in their holes of fox
    Smell of vict'ry full-auto it walks
    Sleep in your APCs,
    Keep the heav'ly-armed peace.

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    srh88

    srh88 Well-Known Member

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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

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    BudmanTX

    BudmanTX Well-Known Member

    i wish....it's the whole wife thing......could rather awkward......might get devorced the 4th time after that.....
     
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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    I do not wish to neglect our Jewish colleagues. Khag urim or Happy Festival of Fights!

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    cannabineer

    cannabineer Ursus marijanus

    And, lest I be falsely tagged as a racist, I also want to wish all who care about it ... a quarrelsome Kwanzaa.
     

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