Scavenging Stories - I smoked my screen.

So, I'm bored, locked in my apt until tomorrow evening, have no food and by the time I will be able to eat I wouldn't have since 60 hours prior. No pot and absolutely nothing to watch or do besides read. - and I'm SO bored of reading. ( I normally read between an hour and three a day, so you can tell how sick of it I am.)

Now, I've been looking for any roaches, anything to get me baked so I can maybe enjoy a bit of music before bed.
I scrape the shit out of my coffee grinder, my shotglass *bust up the weed usually and shove it in there to go sit outside on my porch* and my on the move metalic buster *with thc catcher* Now I have not cleaned this thing. It's 5 years old. Well used. I check for what has probably been the first time in a year, the screen in the bottom, and I shit myself. so much crystal! but it's all stuck to the fucking screen.

Needless to say I probably got like two fat crystal bowls worth off of this. It was dense as shit and pretty much should have been hash.

I'm really high. and my screen was cleaned and works pretty much the same. *it got really bent and fucked so I'm pressing it down with some books.*

I think over all I win. Tell me your scavenging stories.


P.s. -----------------
The locked in apt and not eating is a long story I'd rather not bother typing so just go with it pls, no damn questions.

lol nice man bet that was a happy find, I was desperate for a toke once and knew weed always fell down/under my cushions on my sofa whenever I smoke so thought I'd have a dig around see if I could scape togeather a bowl lol desperation. I was a happy guy when I found a huge bud down there enough for a nice spliff

Shit man... my pollen tray never gets full. I always use the kief for frosting on bedtime bowls.

But hell yeah!!!

I'm so hard up I chopped a branch off my most mature plant yesterday. Pinched a bowl off the branch, still not completely dry, and inhaled about 30 seconds worth of butane to get it burning.

But I'm right where you are, bro. Nothing to eat, nowhere to go, and nothing to do.

But its all good. You're high.

If only I had some chips... I have queso in the fridge.

I even had enough on my screen to smoke a third time - it's clean as shit though, I was super happy this morning about it.

This is the reason why I started an emergency stash. When ever I buy pot I put some away like a bank!(kind of)

midnight smoker said:

This is the reason why I started an emergency stash. When ever I buy pot I put some away like a bank!(kind of)

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I always smoke my emergency stash, and you can try to balance it out here and there but these times will always bite you hard in the ass. The fact that I have so much resin is testament to this. I've put a HP through this bong since it was cleaned last. So gunky.

broke my 40doller glass pipe for the resin

One night a couple years ago me and a few friends were chillin at my old appartment after a rave, all of us were fucked up on ecstasy and we were smokin mad bowls, ended up smokin around quarter in a couple hours. So once i got down the last 3 or 4 bowls of my sack i decided to be done blazin for the night and to save some for the next day cause everyone who has rolled knows how shitty being etarded is, and not having weed while being etarded is ten times worse.

Well shortly after this i cut some glowsticks up in the sink cause i was makin some raver toy with them and i was just so fucked up for some reason i picked my sack up off the counter and watched it all drop into that glowstick liquid, it was the bottom of an OZ to so it was really shakey. So frantically i picked all the weed out of the liquid set it aside to dry and i smoked it the next day and it was one of the sickest things ever, but all in all i got blazed so i think it was worth it.

Worst I had it was when I had nothing for a nighttime smoke so I hit the roach jar early.I had like 10 small ones and rolled a toothpick size philly and got blazed.So all in all it turned out good.

DJBoxhouse said:

I always smoke my emergency stash, and you can try to balance it out here and there but these times will always bite you hard in the ass. The fact that I have so much resin is testament to this. I've put a HP through this bong since it was cleaned last. So gunky.

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eww you need to clean that silly

broke a pipe before for resin, wasnt mine however, lol I got like 2 grams of resin out of it

scraped bong downstems
scraped metal pipes
smoked fan leaves
scraped mad glass pipes
straight resin hits off of one pipe

Nice, I have juuust about enough resin left to keep me high until I go to bed. I must say, it was a very fruitful find.

The screen in the grinder is your best friend. Whenever I'm out of bud and I mean completely out, I turn to my grinder. Take off every piece until your down to the screen and the section that holds it. Get an empty toilet paper or paper towel roll. Hold it above the screen while your friend puts the tip of the flame hits the screen. Gotten baked so many times doin this. My friends brother was always careless with his bud. We would scavenge the floor and always get a fat bowl or 2.