Santa

Ok so one of my buddies is trying to argue that Santa isn't real. What a douche, I need a bunch of facts to prove to him that he's real.. thanks guys

Define "real."

Do you mean real as in an historical person, or do you mean the mythical creation that took various old world myths and traditions, and combined them?

When in doubt, go Nordic


at least that's what Loki told me

I don't know dude...better to ask the experts

you're in the wrong place happy holidays though

Krampus for the win, I let someone else put up Sinter Klass and his black faced helpers.

I'm starting to think that Santa is like a yeti,I hear all this hype but never get a real picture to back it up ...

if he was real, i wouldnt have to do christmas shopping... i have to... he aint real

ebgood said:

if he was real, i wouldnt have to do christmas shopping... i have to... he aint real

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soooo, whatcha get me?

i told my best friend he wasn't real when i was 5, how did i know she really believed. she cried and i got into a bit of trouble

kinetic said:

soooo, whatcha get me?

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weed......whaddayou think??

Santa is really Jesus in disguise. Do you have any other explanation how he gets a 72" flat screen TV down a fucking chimney??? I didn't think so.

Dude! The cookies n milk were gone every single year. How much proof does anybody need?

of course hes real, if he wasnt thatd make our parents all liars.

minnesmoker said:

Define "real."

Do you mean real as in an historical person, or do you mean the mythical creation that took various old world myths and traditions, and combined them?

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watched The real story of Christmas last night... very little Christ is Christmas.. pretty much a pagan holiday with many other traditions over the years plus redefining the old ones into new crap.. personally.. I want to see them bring back the belsnickle

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Krampus for the win, I let someone else put up Sinter Klass and his black faced helpers.

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that was the name I was looking for not belsnickle ... Krampus.. lol..

ebgood said:

weed......whaddayou think??

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How coincidental, I got you the same thing!

kinetic said:

How coincidental, I got you the same thing!

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Yes!! Just what i wanted