Saliva Testing.. Ways to Pass?

MichiganMedGrower

MichiganMedGrower

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This whole legal weed thing is so ironic for me. I grow "legally" and am more afraid of prosecution than ever.

And I was donating to medical dispensaries to patients. That was my mission at first.

Now that I'm good at growing I am not allowed to do that or I will be arrested for dealing drugs.

What a life!
 
apollo4201982

apollo4201982

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See my understanding here is that refusing the test is best for a mmp card holder, make them take a blood test because our supreme court has ruled that metabolites are not a sign of impairment for a mmp cardholder. Gonna cost some cash but a good lawyer could beat it.
 
ProdigalSun

ProdigalSun

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I'm thinking more realistically, they are going to pull over the wrong person. Someone connected, or someone who has the money to prove that this doesn't work in court.

The State has its mind made up on this issue, you can be sure that they will manipulate what they need to in order to get what they want.
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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chemphlegm said:
I was involved in a research of this exact issue. First the failure rate of those exact tests is a sure winner in court.
The false positives are absurd with their source.
An ancient ritual was used with a 95% success rate. The 5% failures were from false positives of other drugs not even present in the donor assay.
its called pulling. Involves sesame seed oil and a swish. It works because I say so, and the physics of it are well documented on google, have fun.
We all brush our teeth before driving, be sure to brush the gums and cheeks too where cannabis oil lives longtime.
any oil will foil the test sometimes but sesame oil will negate results every time if performed correctly.
you're welcome MI ! think little key chain caps, necklace, .... pop in the mouth, etc. ...... who's ready to market.....
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Any oil you say..........



Sweet, gotta glove box full of hash oil.
 
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313Jeff

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ProdigalSun said:
In case you didn't know, (I just looked it up) a nanogram is a Billionth of a gram. Might be useful to tell a jury this if you have to defend yourself against this.

As a juror, I would use the jury nullification powers, even explaining to the court that I will not take someone's freedoms from them for a few billionths of a gram of anything.
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Using jury nullification you're not trying to justify whether or not the person broke the law, you're judging whether or not the law itself is unconstitutional. No matter how guilty someone is of breaking a law with cannabis, if you're lucky enough to be on the jury you should always use your power to nullify the law on the basis of cannabis should be 100% legal in all aspects.
 
ProdigalSun

ProdigalSun

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I have an interesting question. Let's say your girlfriend doesn't smoke at all, but you do and you're making out, she's driving and get pulled over. They give her a saliva test, would it be possible to find 25 billionths of a gram in her mouth with one of these tests
 
ProdigalSun

ProdigalSun

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Everybody needs to refuse these tests, so that every time the state police wants to administer a test, they have to go get a warrant. After a while the judges are going to get sick of being woken up in the middle of the night and it all hours of the day and a lot of times they're busy and will be unable to issue the warrant anyway. We have to make this program fail. I haven't had a license for five years, and I quit in order to get it back, believe me another six months of driving without one is nothing. I think it's bullshit that you can lose your drivers license trying to protect your r fourth amendment rights
 
HydroRed

HydroRed

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ProdigalSun said:
I have an interesting question. Let's say your girlfriend doesn't smoke at all, but you do and you're making out, she's driving and get pulled over. They give her a saliva test, would it be possible to find 25 billionths of a gram in her mouth with one of these tests
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I would imagine its possible. Specially if the dose in which you used it were a strong concentrate like a dab or hash or something like that.
 
jonsnow399

jonsnow399

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ProdigalSun said:
I have an interesting question. Let's say your girlfriend doesn't smoke at all, but you do and you're making out, she's driving and get pulled over. They give her a saliva test, would it be possible to find 25 billionths of a gram in her mouth with one of these tests
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and could the test detect individual spermatozoa in her mouth?
 
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tree trimmer

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I wonder if thc from edibles would show up in saliva,i'm thinking not .
Many pre-employment drug screens now use saliva testing because its cheaper.Quit using marijuana for a few days and you should be good to go.
Be prepared to be tested at the interview if they decide to hire you.
Look up employer on indeed.com and it will say how they test you.
 
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