Sacrificing goats...

Almost sacrificed a goat today...

I came to realization that if there is a god he gave goats horns just to watch me get spiked in the balls 20 odd times by them today as I was untangling them from the mess they got themselves in to...

I feel sick... Arsehole goats...

You have balls!???

Yes I have balls... I do happen to be a man...

and my balls also happen to be swollen thanks to my goats... and I'm still feeling sick... It's worse than being kicked in the nuts...

Maybe it was the goats turn.

I say leave the goat alone and kill a pig and send it to the local mosque.

There are no local mosques

My right testicle still hurts... I think she was seriously trying to do me harm...

Goats are evil bastards. My buddy teased one all the time and long story short it
eventually knocked him down and spermed in his hair. Well maybe buddy is a strong word, lets just say I know
a guy who is friends with some goats little bitch!

Skull fucked by a goat... Wow...

This thread should be called sacraficing a nut for a goat... stay high

...which would be a neat inversion, since Shannon usually sacrifices a goat for his nuts. cn