Rumsfield Dead

Jimdamick

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;l ;) :)
Hopefuly Kissinger will follow Rumsfeld's lead soon
I so want Kissinger to croak. He's lived way too long.
Both POS.

Here's my pet chicken named Petunia with my cat, Sid
I was a very cold day & I gave her a treat and warmed her up by the wood stove.


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smokinrav

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"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns (like death); there are things we know we know (like death) We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know (like death) But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know(like death). And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones (because they, and you, are fucking dead)

Congrats to a top 100 mass murderer. Can't wait to see if you're a first ballot hall of famer in hell
 

Jimdamick

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And Dick Cheney. The list is long. Yeah, I'm not supposed to think that, let alone write it...guilty.
Yea, I definitely can relate but don't want to be put on a list or have the Secret Service come knocking on my door.
For now I'll just wait and hope that I outlive that lying, muderous prick Kissenger, because I have a bottle of Champagne just waiting to be popped on the news of his death.
Fuck him and Nixon
Fucking ruined a Generation & started the ball rolling to what is the modern GOP, a bunch of lying, power hungry, self-centered, megalomaniacs.
You can count the number of good, sane Republicans almost on one hand.
Has anyone here ever experanced anything good under a Republican president.
I havn't, and it seems to me that they have all been either liars or fools, and in more than one occasion, both ( Reagan/George W come to my mind)
So, for now I'll just have to keep the bottle chilled and hope :)
Anyway it's time for a tune & I just want to say weclome to my man Neil :)

 

topcat

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Yea, I definitely can relate but don't want to be put on a list or have the Secret Service come knocking on my door.
For now I'll just wait and hope that I outlive that lying, muderous prick Kissenger, because I have a bottle of Champagne just waiting to be popped on the news of his death.
Fuck him and Nixon
Fucking ruined a Generation & started the ball rolling to what is the modern GOP, a bunch of lying, power hungry, self-centered, megalomaniacs.
You can count the number of good, sane Republicans almost on one hand.
Has anyone here ever experanced anything good under a Republican president.
I havn't, and it seems to me that they have all been either liars or fools, and in more than one occasion, both ( Reagan/George W come to my mind)
So, for now I'll just have to keep the bottle chilled and hope :)
Anyway it's time for a tune & I just want to say weclome to my man Neil :)

Just outlive the fockers, then pop that bottle. Around here, it's Korbel.
 

Sofa King Smoooth

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Killin' 'em iz wun a lahf's simple plezyures. Then, therz the eatin' part. Good god, y'all!
Chicken killin day usually is about 90 at a time at father in law's. That's a good days work.

Behead, scold, pluck, gut, clean, cut up, bag, freezer. Then after all is done, fry and eat.

Usually 4 people at least.
 

smokinrav

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I think we can assume that any acolyte of Robert McNamara belong on the 'can't wait till your dead' list.
Does Hallmark have a card for that?
 

Jimdamick

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Chicken killin day usually is about 90 at a time at father in law's. That's a good days work.

Behead, scold, pluck, gut, clean, cut up, bag, freezer. Then after all is done, fry and eat.

Usually 4 people at least.
90 chickens for 4 people?
For how long, a month?
Do you break the bird's neck !st or just chop away?
You should make a video, I'd watch it :)
 

Sofa King Smoooth

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90 chickens for 4 people?
For how long, a month?
Do you break the bird's neck !st or just chop away?
You should make a video, I'd watch it :)
4 people doin the work.

The easiest way is to put the neck under a broom stick, stand on the stick and tear the head off by yanking the body up.

We have used a stump with a bent nail and chop them off.

The key is to hang them upside down first. They won't try to fight once they're upside down.

Sounds brutal I know. But tastes like chicken.
 

mooray

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There's a YT video somewhere where the guy holds them upside down and gives the tiniest nick in a certain spot on their neck with a super sharp surgical knife and they basically bleed out with almost zero fuss.
 

Sofa King Smoooth

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There's a YT video somewhere where the guy holds them upside down and gives the tiniest nick in a certain spot on their neck with a super sharp surgical knife and they basically bleed out with almost zero fuss.
Yeah. The father in law has a board made up to hang them upside down. Can get 4 on it.

Depending on the day sometimes slit their throat but easier to just step on em and yank em off, hand off to the bucket guy he dips and scolds(the most important part), then in buckets to go to be plucked(most time consuming), then hand off to the cleaners at the sink.


Edit: forgot to mention that right after the head comes off we toss them in a little wire pen/box to keep control of them while they bleed out. That is when we do alot and need to move fast.

Otherwise they can hang and bleed from the cut.
 
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Jimdamick

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I think we can assume that any acolyte of Robert McNamara belong on the 'can't wait till your dead' list.
Does Hallmark have a card for that?
One more idiot for the list of shitheads during the Vietnam war, General Westmoreland
Nice job you twit, they kicked our asses because of you & Kissenger.
Fact

"Westmoreland was sent to Vietnam in 1963. In January 1964, he became deputy commander of Military Assistance Command, Vietnam (MACV), eventually succeeding Paul D. Harkins as commander, in June. Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara told President Lyndon B. Johnson in April that Westmoreland was "the best we have, without question".[20] As the head of the MACV, he was known for highly publicized, positive assessments of U.S. military prospects in Vietnam. However, as time went on, the strengthening of communist combat forces in the South led to regular requests for increases in U.S. troop strength, from 16,000 when he arrived to its peak of 535,000 in 1968 when he was promoted to Army chief of staff.


On April 28, 1967, Westmoreland addressed a joint session of Congress. "In evaluating the enemy strategy", he said, "it is evident to me that he believes our Achilles heel is our resolve. ... Your continued strong support is vital to the success of our mission. ... Backed at home by resolve, confidence, patience, determination, and continued support, we will prevail in Vietnam over the communist aggressor!" Westmoreland claimed that under his leadership, United States forces "won every battle".[21] The turning point of the war was the 1968 Tet Offensive, in which communist forces attacked cities and towns throughout South Vietnam. At the time, Westmoreland was focused on the Battle of Khe Sanh and considered the Tet Offensive to be a diversionary attack. It is not clear if Khe Sanh was meant to be distraction for the Tet Offensive or vice versa;[22] sometimes this is called the Riddle of Khe Sanh. Regardless, U.S. and South Vietnamese troops successfully fought off the attacks during the Tet Offensive, and the communist forces took heavy losses, but the ferocity of the assault shook public confidence in Westmoreland's previous assurances about the state of the war. Political debate and public opinion led the Johnson administration to limit further increases in U.S. troop numbers in Vietnam. Nine months afterward, when the My Lai Massacre reports started to break, Westmoreland resisted pressure from the incoming Nixon administration for a cover-up,[citation needed] and pressed for a full and impartial investigation by Lieutenant General William R. Peers. However, a few days after the tragedy, he had praised the same involved unit on the "outstanding job", for the "U.S. infantrymen had killed 128 Communists [sic] in a bloody day-long battle". Post 1969 Westmoreland also made efforts to investigate the Phong Nhị and Phong Nhất massacre a year after the event occurred.[23]


Westmoreland was convinced that the Vietnamese communists could be destroyed by fighting a war of attrition that, theoretically, would render the Vietnam People's Army unable to fight. His war strategy was marked by heavy use of artillery and airpower and repeated attempts to engage the communists in large-unit battles, and thereby exploit the US's vastly superior firepower and technology. Westmoreland's response, to those Americans who criticized the high casualty rate of Vietnamese civilians, was: "It does deprive the enemy of the population, doesn't it?"[24] However, the North Vietnamese Army (NVA) and the National Liberation Front of South Vietnam (NLF) were able to dictate the pace of attrition to fit their own goals: by continuing to fight a guerrilla war and avoiding large-unit battles, they denied the Americans the chance to fight the kind of war they were best at, and they ensured that attrition would wear down the American public's support for the war faster than they.[25]

Westmoreland repeatedly rebuffed or suppressed attempts by John Paul Vann and Lew Walt to shift to a "pacification" strategy.[21] Westmoreland had little appreciation of the patience of the American public for his time frame, and was struggling to persuade President Johnson to approve widening the war into Cambodia and Laos in order to interdict the Ho Chi Minh trail. He was unable to use the absolutist stance that "we can't win unless we expand the war". Instead, he focused on "positive indicators", which ultimately turned worthless when the Tet Offensive occurred, since all his pronouncements of "positive indicators" did not hint at the possibility of such a last-gasp dramatic event. Tet outmaneuvered all of Westmoreland's pronouncements on "positive indicators" in the minds of the American public.[26]

At one point in 1968, Westmoreland considered the use of nuclear weapons in Vietnam in a contingency plan codenamed Fracture Jaw, which was abandoned when it became known to the White House"
 

Jimdamick

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4 people doin the work.

The easiest way is to put the neck under a broom stick, stand on the stick and tear the head off by yanking the body up.

We have used a stump with a bent nail and chop them off.

The key is to hang them upside down first. They won't try to fight once they're upside down.

Sounds brutal I know. But tastes like chicken.
Here's a good recipe (waste not/want not :) )

 
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