RIU is a sausage fest

once I saw this person in a club from a distance. tallest woman there. taller than me even, maybe, and I'm a big guy. tall shoes. flowery dress. perfect hair. it was dark but I was like, no girl would wear a flowery dress to a club. wedding maybe, but not a club. and no girl has hair that perfect. covered shoulders. huge. just OFF. no girl would try that hard and not pull it off.

I inferred or deduced that it was a

dundundun



le wielder de la sausage
 
once I saw this person in a club from a distance. tallest woman there. taller than me even, maybe, and I'm a big guy. tall shoes. flowery dress. perfect hair. it was dark but I was like, no girl would wear a flowery dress to a club. wedding maybe, but not a club. and no girl has hair that perfect. covered shoulders. huge. just OFF. no girl would try that hard and not pull it off.

I inferred or deduced that it was a

dundundun



le wielder de la sausage
Dude ur a nut u crack me up
 
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

We have 2 new females that have joined RIU today.
That is 2 females in one day. Seriously not bad!

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

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