RIP Triple Perc

Lazer

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I had a Triple Perc bong, a big glass 3 foot monster, smoothest tokes you could imagine. Everyone who laid eyes on her had Bong Envy, she was the sexiest girl i've ever seen and my best friend, I would have made love to it if it was a woman instead of a bong. Yesterday I went to the school to do some homework for a bit. I get home and my girlfriend looks at me and says. "Something terrible happened, I broke your bong."

I think I might save the broken pieces and wait till spring and give them a proper burial. The worst part is I am a student now and I will never have money for a bong that sick for a long time.

Bongs come and go I suppose.
But I will miss my Triple Perc.
 
Once you've broken that first bong, the gate has been openned. every other bong you'll ever have will one day break.
RIP bong virginity
 
Once you've broken that first bong, the gate has been openned. every other bong you'll ever have will one day break.
RIP bong virginity

or the slider. happens to me often. Need to get a nice RooR/ G-spot slider. Maybe it'll last a little longer. not break in the middle of a session. lol
 
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