Riddles For Rep

+Rep to the 1st person with the correct answers.....

Here's a classic one....A farmer is movinig his farm across the rivver. he has 1 boat that can hold his weight...plus one more item/thing.

He has 3 items to bring to the other side. A chicken, a wolf and a bag of corn. How can he take all 3 things across the river without losing anything.

ex. If he takes the wolf 1st...the chicken will eat the corn while he's away.

So how does he do it?

HA!!!! he takes the chicken and puts hime on the other side- then goes back- then he gets his corn and brings it to the other side- after he drops the corn off he thinks " damn, that chicken will eat my corn!!! so he brings the corn back with him, sets it next to the wolf and brings the wolf back with the corn still on the other side- then he brings the chicken back with him and sets him down, picking his corn back up and bringing it back- whew!! one more trip- gotta go get my chicken again!!! there might be more ways but........... I WIN!!!!!!!!!

naa na-na na naaa naaaaa!!! I win I win!!! wee wee wee!!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY REP!?!?

A bit harder....

Scientists are doing an experiment to see how much cold the human body can take. They have 2 test subjects in a windowless cold room with no furniture, clothes items etc. in there with them. The scientists observe the men through a one way mirror.

After about 20 minutes a circuit blows on the control board. The scientists turn for a moment to fix the problem...They hear a scream...look up an see one man is dead. The other man in the room killed him. He was stabbed to death.

But how? The room is empty.

he was killed with an ice cicle

i have 1 for you.
2 men both in good health go into a bar. they both order the same drink.
both men drink there drink.
one man deis the other dosent. how is this possible. there is 2 different answers to this 1

one man posioned the other

BloodShotI'z said:

One is allergic to Hops & Barley...lmao

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. no neither men was allergic to anything

cali-high said:

one man posioned the other

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. both men have poison in there drinks

1 had a heart attck....or anuerism (sp)

The Bar was named "The Titty Twister".

Fluid got into his lungs and he drowned.

The other man or barmaide poisoned him.

this is a real hard 1 What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

Another Riddle For Rep

A man lays dead in the desert wearing a backpack....

Something in his backpack caused his death....Before he died...he wasnt hungry, thirsty or tired. So what killed him?

BloodShotI'z said:

A keyboard.

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. you got this 1 the other no he was poisoned. but how?

a snake........

How?...Now that requires more thinking on my part.

Gimme a little while on that part.

Since I have to go and log off I'll give you the answer to the backpack riddle.......

The man was wearing a parachute that didnt open.