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SlimJim503
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^^this.^^
and i would say that to any woman who sez men are all assholes too.... (although i DO believe that THOSE chicks and THOSE dudes deserve each other)
lol, i'm riu-ing when i should be dressing my kid, but it's such a pointless exercise these days, i have a little nudist on my hands, i look up from typing a response and he's nekkid..... *sigh*. sometimes (because he's not toilet trained yet) it's the tinkle-tinkle of pee-noise on the floor that MAKES me look up.... *even deeper sigh*.
such is the domestic bliss of having someone, and a family. be careful what you wish for
how YOU doing today? i swear, wake-and-riu is almost as bad as wake-n-bake for me.....
Hehheehe poor kid will get it soon and be sitting on the potty in no time
Glue his clothes on ahahahah j/k my cuz was like that anywhere she went she would strip and streak everywhere she thought it was funny would laugh like hell as her little naked butt would flash by She stopped at like 2 1/2-3 i beleieve my brother didnt stop till he was 4 and would randomly get naked and streak up to like 6 or 7 he thought it was pretty funny too me not so much i was in high school and would have girls over then he would streak throught the house butt ass naked hahahaha its funny now that im older but not so much back then i think he was also trying to shwo off for them cuz he would do little jumps and shit hahaha how old is your little man?
mellokitty
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we're hoping to make it through terrible 2 in once piece. whenever my man comes home and the kid's playing by himself in the living room in his "my parents are exhausted" tshirt, he always goes over to the baby monitor and asks me where i'm hiding....
gotta love the baby butt! mine has your typical little boy butt but one of his best friends is a little black girl... and she has some crazy bootay already.
(and those girls that were over when your li'l bro streaked? babies/toddlers are CHICK MAGNETS at that age.... you should probably thank him, he probably did you a *favour.... <-joke!)
gotta love the baby butt! mine has your typical little boy butt but one of his best friends is a little black girl... and she has some crazy bootay already.
(and those girls that were over when your li'l bro streaked? babies/toddlers are CHICK MAGNETS at that age.... you should probably thank him, he probably did you a *favour.... <-joke!)
NewClosetGrower
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is his "my parents are exhausted" shirt orange and looks like it has a white shirt underneath it?
SlimJim503
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believe me i did my fair share of taking him around and having him score me numbers it all stopped when his mom my step mom found out hahaha i think he was 9 met him at 3 so 6 years of him helping me out shit he ust to even answer the phone for me to weed out the ones i didn't want to talk to anymore hahahah i feel bad now cuz the kid probably thinks thats ok but like i said ive had my fair share of problems hahaha.
I haven't seen him in 5 years sense my dad passed away his mom pulled some gold digger shit took all his shit and they werent even married thats a way long story but moral of it is HAVE A FUCKING FINISHED WILL AT ALL TIMES NEVER LEAVE A WILL UNCOMPLETED FUCKING NEVER NEVER EVER LEAVE IT UNFINISHED AND BELIEVE YOUR LOVED ONES TO DO THE RIGHT THING!!!!!!!!! i preach that every chance i get get er done dont be a fool like my father was cant trust anyone with your final wishes except what its made law meaning on paper and final no ifs and or greedy ass motherfuckers! The bitch sold his underwear sold everything without even telling his BLOOD children. If i wasn't bettering myself i woulda been in prison a long time ago for the betrayal she has comminted to my father and his memory. So get the fn will paper sit down and fill it out dont stop till its complete then have it witnessed NOW!
I haven't seen him in 5 years sense my dad passed away his mom pulled some gold digger shit took all his shit and they werent even married thats a way long story but moral of it is HAVE A FUCKING FINISHED WILL AT ALL TIMES NEVER LEAVE A WILL UNCOMPLETED FUCKING NEVER NEVER EVER LEAVE IT UNFINISHED AND BELIEVE YOUR LOVED ONES TO DO THE RIGHT THING!!!!!!!!! i preach that every chance i get get er done dont be a fool like my father was cant trust anyone with your final wishes except what its made law meaning on paper and final no ifs and or greedy ass motherfuckers! The bitch sold his underwear sold everything without even telling his BLOOD children. If i wasn't bettering myself i woulda been in prison a long time ago for the betrayal she has comminted to my father and his memory. So get the fn will paper sit down and fill it out dont stop till its complete then have it witnessed NOW!
mellokitty
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YES!!! we have a couple of friends who are always getting him the smartass babywear and i LOVE it. their baby shower present was a onesie that said "i did 9 months, finally got out..."
my favourite so far has been the one with the ipod on it that says "iPood".... (he's outgrown it now but it used to be a self-fulfilling prophecy - he'd have one of *those* poos (you know the kind that don't stay where they should?) *every *time i put it on him....)
mellokitty
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damn that's some heavy shit... thanks for the reminder man, we're always TALKING about how we should do that..... and i should know, my dad lost a job once because one of his bosses died and his wife made the living partner liquidate the company and its assets so she could get her inheritance RIGHT FUCKING NOW, who cares about the employees you've had for decades? lay em all off!
fabfun
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been there alot of different opinions and one big asshole 
S.O.S. for any interested https://www.rollitup.org/marijuana-plant-problems/427140-what-deficiency-can.html
allot of different opinions here...
NewClosetGrower
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awesome, the storm is finally here...well a band of it anyway but its looking pretty crazy outside right now
gotta go move some peppers and shit before they blow away haha
gotta go move some peppers and shit before they blow away haha
rene112388
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Awesome man! I love storms we had some thunder and hail but it pretty much passed right over I cracked up laughing when it started was thinking about fabs crazy ass out planting 40 seeds with a flashlight and tornadoes seriously I like storms but wouldn't find me doing it!
fabfun
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you forgot i was sitting on the front porch while gardening through whole storm no lie but lighting did make me run for cover a few times
but got ur done
but on a sad note
the death toll is over 305
according to reports on internet
over the last few days a total of 180 tornados
one house here is completly gone
it one hit a few miles from here and tore it up
but got ur done
but on a sad note
the death toll is over 305
according to reports on internet over the last few days a total of 180 tornados
one house here is completly gone
it one hit a few miles from here and tore it up
mellokitty
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holy crap.... (and some people still think climate change is a hoax??? lolol )
i'm glad y'all are ok.... but then, smoke reports from the land of oz would be kewl....
)i'm glad y'all are ok.... but then, smoke reports from the land of oz would be kewl....
SlimJim503
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you forgot i was sitting on the front porch while gardening through whole storm no lie but lighting did make me run for cover a few times
but got ur done
but on a sad note
the death toll is over 305
over the last few days a total of 180 tornados
one house here is completly gone
it one hit a few miles from here and tore it up
Glad you made it out ok man!
fabfun
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well i was smoking but didnt get blown away
well except for by the smoke
well except for by the smoke
holy crap.... (and some people still think climate change is a hoax??? lolol
i'm glad y'all are ok.... but then, smoke reports from the land of oz would be kewl....
SlimJim503
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So ive been reading this thread dont know if any of you are in it im not even close to being through it but ive had to change my underwear a couple times its that nice..............Maybe im the only one thats first thought when seeing some marijuana all nicely grown and healthy like i cant help myself but want to hump them and stuff my face in their all over hahahah.
https://www.rollitup.org/advanced-m...77-enter-scrog-scroggers-united-post-136.html
https://www.rollitup.org/advanced-m...77-enter-scrog-scroggers-united-post-136.html
fabfun
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SlimJim503
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lick them u forgot that
I never forget that thats my opening move hahahaha besides how u Do'In
rene112388
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Lmao so I walk over to my neighbors started smoking he says damn it your piece is clogged again so I apologize he says I think you just come over to have me un clog it like oh its time I bust up feel bad but its true every time I'm here he does clean it 
SlimJim503
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Lmao so I walk over to my neighbors started smoking he says damn it your piece is clogged again so I apologize he says I think you just come over to have me un clog it like oh its time I bust up feel bad but its true every time I'm here he does clean it
hahahaha Good slave
what kinda piece hand pipe?
fabfun
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seeds got 1 /4 inch tap root overnite maybe the ozone from lightning did it
i could smell it last night
i could smell it last night
I never forget that thats my opening move hahahaha besides how u Do'In
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