really good night

pandabear said:

ya he left a baby and she gave him a doggy bag of aids for the road


by the way im guessing she was drunk right? cuz if not then she was a hooker who had met her first nice guy in a while.


anyway tell us details, tongue fuck the butt?

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th3bigbad said:

first off naaa, i was very careful, i let her be on top and we all know chicks cant get knocked up if they are on top, i put on a love glove and i even tied my cock in a double knot, and i took my sack-o-DNA with me, she couldve been drunk,,,i dont know/dont care. same for the hooker thing, and lastly who said i was a nice guy??? lol

P.S.
ewwww no
every1 has standards even me

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th3bigbad said:

first off naaa, i was very careful, i let her be on top and we all know chicks cant get knocked up if they are on top, i put on a love glove and i even tied my cock in a double knot, and i took my sack-o-DNA with me, she couldve been drunk,,,i dont know/dont care. same for the hooker thing, and lastly who said i was a nice guy??? lol

P.S.
ewwww no
every1 has standards even me

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SuperDaveJr712 said:

Nah dude.
She gave him a rusty trombone.
If you don't know what that is, think about it....

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heymo85 said:

maybe the most ignorant thing ive ever seen....

and why not u pussy ass tastes gooooooood

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TheConstantGardner said:

we all know you don't have standards. who you trying to fool?

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th3bigbad said:

pussy ass???
isnt that what gay guys still in the closet call ass?

c'mon out bro,,, its ok if thats what your into,,,we dont judge

oh and i had just met her,, i didnt have to do anything to impress her yet lol

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heymo85 said:

lol..what are you 16??lol..
i wouldnt be too quick with the come backs bro your an idiot.."chicks cant get knocked up on top"lol...if only this were tru son.

oh and hey.....i love you...shhhhh

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th3bigbad said:

well heymosexual, i was watching "knocked up" and that was a line from that movie. i was being sarcastic,,, did you really think i tied my cock in a double knot too?
and i wish i was 16 again, like you said "if only this were true". i'd be piled up on top of your sister doing things that would make your mom blush,,, if i hadnt done the same thing to her the night before.
hows about u go change your blue's clues underoos, get a sense of humor, then come chat with me? but remember its not nice to call people names,,, kinda rude

P.S.
just in case you missed it the name callin stuff was sarcasm.

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heymo85 said:

lol....wow..i like i do...are you American??

and i dont have a sister just a brother sooo....lol

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th3bigbad said:

well thank you, and yes i am an american

and tell your brother i said im sorry. i was drunk and got confused lol

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