Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[sunni]

Your a bit of an asshole sunny i new we had something in common...

The only thing i would have done different is added a dumbass after " no, fish is not a plant "

im not an asshole all i said was no fish is not a plant....

 

[killemsoftly]

azywynktyrsayzwhut

Don't mind me, practising my polish.

 

[Growan]

im not an asshole all i said was no fish is not a plant....

Vegetarian, pescatarian... some just can't get their head round the difference. My (much) better half constantly struggles with it.
In spain, after a lengthy explanation to the waiter of 'no carne', ordered a salad. Guess what. Fucking tuna in it.

 

[Growan]

azywynktyrsayzwhut

Don't mind me, practising my polish.

Fish salad in pickled tomato sauce right?

 

[killemsoftly]

Fish salad in pickled tomato sauce right?

You're brilliant. You have the right stuff fine sir.
I hope you'll consider applying for a position at my firm. We will be striking up a bargain with Detroit PD as private-paramilitary-contractors/gang-overlords and will have 20% of market share within the year. Those who get in early, retire early.
PM for more details. This will be like Google.

 

[Growan]

You're brilliant. You have the right stuff fine sir.
I hope you'll consider applying for a position at my firm. We will be striking up a bargain with Detroit PD as private-paramilitary-contractors/gang-overlords and will have 20% of market share within the year. Those who get in early, retire early.
PM for more details. This will be like Google.

Confirmatory! Where do I sign? The commute will be a bitch, but I'll worry about that later...

 

[killemsoftly]

No rush

Confirmatory! Where do I sign? The commute will be a bitch, but I'll worry about that later...

I just wanted to access the right talent pool early on. We have a family relocation program btw. How does the wife feel about razor wire?

 

[Growan]

No rush

I just wanted to access the right talent pool early on. We have a family relocation program btw. How does the wife feel about razor wire?

Depends what we're doing with it.

 

[mr sunshine]

Where you fuckers going? Take me with you.........I dont have any gas money tho!!!

 

[The Outdoorsman]

 

[Pinworm]

Emma Stone looks like she smells like cat piss.

 

[Indagrow]

come be my date to gigs. wedding. LOL

Only if we can hug before AND after

 

[sunni]

Only if we can hug before AND after

isnt that what dates do hahahahahahahahaha

 

[6ohMax]

Sophia Vergera....hnnggggggggg

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

It is time, for stormy weather.

 

[dangledo]

No, it's time for my brothers 9th annual golf outing. Started out as a 9 hole outing, now it's a double shotgun on an 18. 180 golfers. There is a chance to win a Ford fusion, if you make a hole in one. Last year I got closest to the pin. Teeing off a jello shot.

 

[iamnobody]

This makes me think a little bit...

 

[Hydrotech364]

￦ICKED

 

[gR33nDav3l0l]

Rasta bike looks awesome

 

[killemsoftly]

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This makes me think a little bit...

Not too much. I doubt Jack is very happy.
Rasta bikes are probably better for you.
Cheer up! You're not dead yet!