Random Jibber Jabber Thread

StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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3x5mg oxymorphone ir// eaten
10x2mg clonazepam//eaten
.1 heroin//intravenous
1x80mg oxycodone// tbd

Edit: crown royal 100% rye for later.

I have a slight hunger for food but no motivation to actually do something about it. Possibly eggs n bacon but alas I am out of bread so that doesn't seem nearly as tempting.


@curious2garden I typed real slow for minimal errors. : )
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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StonedFarmer said:
3x5mg oxymorphone ir// eaten
10x2mg clonazepam//eaten
.1 heroin//intravenous
1x80mg oxycodone// tbd

Edit: crown royal 100% rye for later.

I have a slight hunger for food but no motivation to actually do something about it. Possibly eggs n bacon but alas I am out of bread so that doesn't seem nearly as tempting.


@curious2garden I typed real slow for minimal errors. : )
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Thank you for the early Christmas present! I knew you could do it :)
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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tyler.durden said:
Really??? What did they do for the ass & crotch, was that a third part? Or was in two pants legs and your underwear? 'Cause that would be hot...
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pants (pantaloons) were originally two like things. You put them on one leg at a time because they actually came in two pieces. You put on one leg, tied it around your waist, then put on the other. From the beginning, about the 16th Century, pants have been referred to as a pair.

maybe guys went commando back then. With all the ornate clothing of the 16th century it was probably a welcome relief. More likely for easy access tho...LOL
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Hookabelly said:
pants (pantaloons) were originally two like things. You put them on one leg at a time because they actually came in two pieces. You put on one leg, tied it around your waist, then put on the other. From the beginning, about the 16th Century, pants have been referred to as a pair.

maybe guys went commando back then. With all the ornate clothing of the 16th century it was probably a welcome relief. More likely for easy access tho...LOL
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Apparently the Scots did
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Hookabelly said:
pants (pantaloons) were originally two like things. You put them on one leg at a time because they actually came in two pieces. You put on one leg, tied it around your waist, then put on the other. From the beginning, about the 16th Century, pants have been referred to as a pair.

maybe guys went commando back then. With all the ornate clothing of the 16th century it was probably a welcome relief. More likely for easy access tho...LOL
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Indagrow

Indagrow

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Gary Goodson said:
Yea I'm around homie, but someone said some bullshit ass lies about me to a mod and now I question who the punk bitch is. Trust is a fucked up thing on here. Apparently mother fuckers get mad when you tell them you won't show them some shit you don't have anymore. Then they go cry to the same mod they were asking about... fucked up it you axe me.

Kinda put a damper on the whole RIU thing for me. So now I don't fuck with anybody except the handful of peeps I know are real.

I'm slowly weaning myself off this site. It was like crack to me at one point.
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I went to piss this morning and shit went sideways, I still had a bullet in the chamber.. But as I almost peed on this chicks toothbrush I though to myself, I haven't seen goodsons slutty self rolling around riu lately

Sucks to hear the reason I'd say come back hard as ever but then again I realize I'm sure you have a life I also don't care about
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Chimmichurri marinated pork loin with a salad and a dressing that I no longer know what went in to make with some fresh rolls.

Now I am watching futurama smoking some bubble hash and drinking beer. Awaiting the third bottle of liqour atm.

My cats keep sneezing on me :-}
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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My homie shows back up with 2 bottles of rum. Telling me how he slapped some crackhead around.

I go why what happened bro

"Nigga said I had cat fur on me"

I begin laughing hysterically.

"Hes junkie fam, think I dun remember him from last time"

Me still laughing

"Yo fam you even listening to me"

Me "oh ya man just texting someone tgis happened. You know you covered in cat fur right?"

::angry stare:: "bust a line, you are pissingneoff"


Still in tears
 
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