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Skeet Kuhn Dough

Skeet Kuhn Dough

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Singlemalt said:
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/seattle-scanner-exposure-825693

LOL, this dude has to be from RIU

JUNE 24--A Seattle man is facing an indecent exposure charge after allegedly walking into a grocery store and plopping his genitals atop the scanner at a self-checkout station, police report.

According to cops, Christian Fisher, 31, entered the Quality Food Center market around 5 PM Wednesday and proceeded to a self-checkout scanner. He then summoned over a female employee, a Seattle Police Department report states.

When the woman approached Fisher, cops noted, “she saw that his penis was out on the stand.” The employee said she “reacted with surprise,” which caused Fisher to laugh...................
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I didn't lol until the end when it stated that her surprise caused him to laugh. I feel for her but that is fucking priceless. He had to be drunker than a SOB
 
Bublonichronic

Bublonichronic

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I was wondering if anyone else ever feels guilty or like thinks other people think they did it when somthing shitty happens..like last night my coworkers moped got stolen right out front the store and I just feel like people think I did it or have some part in it when I had nothing to do with it ..iv always been like that just wondering if anyone els gets that
 
Skeet Kuhn Dough

Skeet Kuhn Dough

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Bublonichronic said:
I was wondering if anyone else ever feels guilty or like thinks other people think they did it when somthing shitty happens..like last night my coworkers moped got stolen right out front the store and I just feel like people think I did it or have some part in it when I had nothing to do with it ..iv always been like that just wondering if anyone els gets that
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All the fucking time. I also feel like people are oftentimes talking about me behind my back (friends and/or coworkers) or plotting against me. Eh. Probably just depression or something of that ilk.
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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Bublonichronic said:
I was wondering if anyone else ever feels guilty or like thinks other people think they did it when somthing shitty happens..like last night my coworkers moped got stolen right out front the store and I just feel like people think I did it or have some part in it when I had nothing to do with it ..iv always been like that just wondering if anyone els gets that
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First of all, you're doing that place a favor working there. If anyone has a problem with you doing the best you can, they can shove it up their asses. Just gotta learn to turn the rheostat down. Your character will prevail over time and you can then be more confident that people won't doubt you over trifles. Don't sweat the small stuff. Life is too short.
 
Big_Lou

Big_Lou

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abe supercro said:
How's it going? Do you have any of those cute little troll dolls in your collection? I'd like to find them, new, in quantity, but without hair for my own ephemeral purposes. @.Pinworm. will understand.
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Sure, I've got tons of those dreadful things in storage. Regarding "ephemeral purposes", though, it's only fair that I tell you this: It is imperative that you SHAVE the trolls before attempting any sort of insertion.....I tried leaving the synthetic hair on the trolls, and my urethra became terribly swollen and inflamed for weeks. Just saying, be CAREFUL!

Man, today SUCKED for yard sales/Goodwills, sigh. Slim pickings outside of a few video games, toys, and a set of fake titties. (Don't ask...)
I did hit the outdoor market for some killer deals on local veggies and fruits, though! Having a massive fresh salad for dinner later.

Me: "Hey, hon, how about a nice tossed salad later?"
Her: "Ooooohhhhh yeah! I LOVE when you toss my salad!"
Me: " ............... "

Oh, I got two new shirts, as well, from Burlington. They had a lovely Pepe shirt, but alas, it was several sizes too small, a letdown very familiar to me. :(
 
Skeet Kuhn Dough

Skeet Kuhn Dough

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As an example, I went to the men's room at work (I'm a server). I noticed that the faucet to the left sink had been broken off. I told the manager and showed it to her (it was late, nobody was in there). She explained how she couldn't understand why someone would do that and that it had to have been done on purpose. At some point I started to think that she thought that I had possibly done it. I smell exactly what you are stepping in, Bublonichronic.
 
srh88

srh88

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Skeet Kuhn Dough said:
As an example, I went to the men's room at work (I'm a server). I noticed that the faucet to the left sink had been broken off. I told the manager and showed it to her (it was late, nobody was in there). She explained how she couldn't understand why someone would do that and that it had to have been done on purpose. At some point I started to think that she thought that I had possibly done it. I smell exactly what you are stepping in, Bublonichronic.
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nah im sure she understands.. bartending i always tried to stay away from the bathrooms, it just pisses you off lol. people wreck shit. we had a real nice bowl sink.. like one of these but way nicer

some dude went in and ripped it right off the vanity for no reason lol.. some people are just insane
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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srh88 said:
nah im sure she understands.. bartending i always tried to stay away from the bathrooms, it just pisses you off lol. people wreck shit. we had a real nice bowl sink.. like one of these but way nicer

some dude went in and ripped it right off the vanity for no reason lol.. some people are just insane
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Sorry bout that my reflection was giving me bad looks that night
 
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