Random Jibber Jabber Thread

a senile fungus

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In high school I used to tell them that my younger bro was using my ID for a fake while he was on vacation!

I purchased alcohol all the time while I was underage using that excuse :-)
 

neosapien

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My wife has a nephew over in China that we've helped out financially a couple times over the years, kind of like his benefactors, Great Expectations style. Anywho, he's just passed all his tests and was accepted to the state college. I gotta come up with $1000 in the next month. Not a great time to take a growing hiatus. Lol. Fuck.
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Hey you guys think that the strain/term "cat piss" came from people not getting a good cure ? That ammonia smell ?

I picked up some nice looking bud but the nose on it burned the sinus. I told him it smelled like ammonia. Then I explained why that smell is there and isn't a trait that is highly sought after.

Dude said his supplier called it "dog shit" I told him he need to microscope it. Then I traded for this. extract.jpg
 

qwizoking

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No definitely not.
Cat piss comes out of north west south america-central america. Beautiful strain. Many of the american sativas will burn your eyes and sinuses to the point of heavy tearing and a serious runny nose. Its related to the more northern "sour" that comes from more mexico. They both can turn garlicy and sometimes a light berry odor. The more citrus and or foot like the odor the worse the strain will be. Has a longer flowering time and not as potent gram for gram. The berry leaning phenos are more relaxing and a few weeks shorter, maybe 14. the foot is more head but not clean and fluffier with lots of thin leaves, pain to trim. Fluff... Cat piss is the base for the haze smell.

Lime and cat piss are highly sought after. And the relative, the mexican sour is my favorite strain of all time


The hay smell and ammonia is from a completely different thing








Now what i was gonna say.... fuck! I just gave some crack whore my last lighter and even denied the gratuitous blowjob. I thought i had one more. She was young too, pretty good looking. Might as well go back and get the bj since i have to go buy a lighter
 

Pinworm

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Ahhhhh

Horse shit!

Some funny motherfucker robbed one of my spots last night after everyone dipped for a minute on rare occasion..

My niggas over here all excited wanting to hit him up. I said nah, nah. He thinks he can come up here and snatch us without the law cause we drug dealers. And he think we aint gon know or fire back cause we coward? He should definitely know better than that.

I look around, i sai hold on fellas. Lets switch it up on our boy. Naw naw nigga lets ride, ima beat his ass..fuck that im turning the corner already dumpin.

No fool. You see the bent screen for the window on the ground? And the curtains pushed forward, caught on clothes. Thats entry.. you see it locked? We got prints somewhere in the house. Now you see that spilled big gulp next to the pushed curtains? We got hard shoe prints, syrups almost dry it aint going anywhere. I got this spot about 2 weeks ago. So security aint that tight but its also not fully setup and running.


For the first time in my life. I was like no lol. Lets clean up real quick and call the law


Ill tell yall what happens soon enough
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qwizoking

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Ahhhh of course its reyes that shows up.

So i called the non emergency line or whatever, was like hey some one ran up in my crib last night can you send someone down.. Reyes was in the raid on one of my spots last September and remembered me. Anyway as i was filing the report a couple of my boys show with a duffle full of some stolen goods. The look on his face lol. But ya, once we retrieved some goodies it was a done deal and i pressed charges. He didnt even care how we got some stuff back. Or some of the questionable content lol. Didnt like search or give us any shit


+rep to elgin pd and officer reyes

Overall im happy. No blood shed, lost drugs money and whatnot but idc really about that stuff. .not quite as fulfilling as other methods but the fuck boy is out of my neighborhood
 
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