Random Jabber Jibber thread

lokie

Well-Known Member
Instead of buggering up the What did you accomplish thread more:

The backstory behind the chocolate asshole.
http://awkward.com/can-now-buy-chocolate-mold-lovers-anus-repeat-lovers-anus/



“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”

Pictured: Magnus Irvin, who looks exactly how you’d picture someone whose title is “Inventor of the chocolate anus.”

A Long long time ago…

The Edible Anus first saw the light of day in 2006 when the London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. It was at the ensuing show that he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch desent. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today.

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

The chocolate, glass and metal anuses have since appeared in other exhibitions and some of the more unusual high street retailers, whilst the chocolate anus has been bought by discerning customers the world over. Rings of succulent chocolate lovingly cast and crafted from the delectable posterior of our stunning butt model. This luxury chocolate is unique and manufactured entirely in the UK. Watch Grandma’s face light up as she unwraps a homely selection of chocolate cracks. The perfect gift for all the family.

More videos here https://edibleanus.com/videos/

I was struggling to find a euphemism for sex that wasn't too graphic.

I saw the worst possible idea for a valentine's gift today.

Nothing says I love you like a Belgian chocolate anus.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chocolate-buttholes-valentines-day-gift-145800558.html
That would depend on the effort behind the gift.

A run of the mill putz that simply orders from amazon
is just channeling FU or acting on some warped sense of humor.:finger: :-P
https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Anus-White-Belgian-Chocolate/dp/B00PR33Y3U

lol check out some of the Q&A
Can we see a picture of the person who modeled these for the manufacturer?
Answer:
Your mom did

Is there a hemorrhoid version with cherries?
Answer:
No sadly

Do any of the butt nuggets have nuts in them? Or corn? Tried some from another seller and they tasted like crap.
Answer:
Sadly no nuts or corn. These things are tiny. 3 for 10.00 and they're smaller than a quarter


Someone that sends you a original cast from the heart of their own bottom adds real meaning.:hug::hump:


 

Laughing Grass

Well-Known Member
Instead of buggering up the What did you accomplish thread more:

The backstory behind the chocolate asshole.
http://awkward.com/can-now-buy-chocolate-mold-lovers-anus-repeat-lovers-anus/



“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”

Pictured: Magnus Irvin, who looks exactly how you’d picture someone whose title is “Inventor of the chocolate anus.”

A Long long time ago…

The Edible Anus first saw the light of day in 2006 when the London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. It was at the ensuing show that he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch desent. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today.

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

The chocolate, glass and metal anuses have since appeared in other exhibitions and some of the more unusual high street retailers, whilst the chocolate anus has been bought by discerning customers the world over. Rings of succulent chocolate lovingly cast and crafted from the delectable posterior of our stunning butt model. This luxury chocolate is unique and manufactured entirely in the UK. Watch Grandma’s face light up as she unwraps a homely selection of chocolate cracks. The perfect gift for all the family.

More videos here https://edibleanus.com/videos/



That would depend on the effort behind the gift.

A run of the mill putz that simply orders from amazon
is just channeling FU or acting on some warped sense of humor.:finger: :-P
https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Anus-White-Belgian-Chocolate/dp/B00PR33Y3U

lol check out some of the Q&A
Can we see a picture of the person who modeled these for the manufacturer?
Answer:
Your mom did

Is there a hemorrhoid version with cherries?
Answer:
No sadly

Do any of the butt nuggets have nuts in them? Or corn? Tried some from another seller and they tasted like crap.
Answer:
Sadly no nuts or corn. These things are tiny. 3 for 10.00 and they're smaller than a quarter


Someone that sends you a original cast from the heart of their own bottom adds real meaning.:hug::hump:


lol there had to be a backstory... I would totally get a glass one made for a laugh if it didn't require a visit to Dr. Bornstein
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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JohnGlennsGarden

Well-Known Member
Instead of buggering up the What did you accomplish thread more:

The backstory behind the chocolate asshole.
http://awkward.com/can-now-buy-chocolate-mold-lovers-anus-repeat-lovers-anus/



“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”

Pictured: Magnus Irvin, who looks exactly how you’d picture someone whose title is “Inventor of the chocolate anus.”

A Long long time ago…

The Edible Anus first saw the light of day in 2006 when the London artist, Magnus Irvin, made a range of them in multi-coloured chocolate to present in an exhibition. It was at the ensuing show that he met and formed a partnership with Mr Ritzema, a tall man of Dutch desent. Since then the two of them have worked together to make the range of products available today.

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.

The chocolate, glass and metal anuses have since appeared in other exhibitions and some of the more unusual high street retailers, whilst the chocolate anus has been bought by discerning customers the world over. Rings of succulent chocolate lovingly cast and crafted from the delectable posterior of our stunning butt model. This luxury chocolate is unique and manufactured entirely in the UK. Watch Grandma’s face light up as she unwraps a homely selection of chocolate cracks. The perfect gift for all the family.

More videos here https://edibleanus.com/videos/



That would depend on the effort behind the gift.

A run of the mill putz that simply orders from amazon
is just channeling FU or acting on some warped sense of humor.:finger: :-P
https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Anus-White-Belgian-Chocolate/dp/B00PR33Y3U

lol check out some of the Q&A
Can we see a picture of the person who modeled these for the manufacturer?
Answer:
Your mom did

Is there a hemorrhoid version with cherries?
Answer:
No sadly

Do any of the butt nuggets have nuts in them? Or corn? Tried some from another seller and they tasted like crap.
Answer:
Sadly no nuts or corn. These things are tiny. 3 for 10.00 and they're smaller than a quarter


Someone that sends you a original cast from the heart of their own bottom adds real meaning.:hug::hump:


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Roger A. Shrubber

Well-Known Member
He's one of my favorite musicians. I still can't believe he's not more famous than he is, he's extremely talented.

there are a lot of musicians that i think should be a lot better known than they are...Wayne Hancock comes to mind...this is my personal favorite

but he can tear it up a little too...i love this song


my grandpa told me stories about living through the depression, and that's where this takes me, back to sitting in front of the fire, listening to him tell about how hard it used to be...took me a long time to understand why he smiled when he thought about it
 
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