Random Jabber Jibber thread

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by mr sunshine, May 16, 2016.

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    Bareback

    Bareback Well-Known Member

    You take me hunting and I'll bring the boots.

    Did I mention this were made for the mountains of afganistan.

    The guy that sold me my first pair said that when they start shooting at you, you can turn and run so fast that they can't hit you.... I said WTF. Then he said I mean you can run all day .....again WTF.
     
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    Bareback

    Bareback Well-Known Member

    Siri goggle dissonance.....
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    Or grain alcohol college punch.

    Yikes!
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    I never drank in college, or smoked! I missed out on so much LOL (not really)
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    I bet your grades were stellar!
    I had a 3.85 going into my junior year but finished with 3.13 because graduating with honors wasn't worth never getting laid.

    Besides, nobody gives a shit about grades after you graduate and get your first job...
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    4.0 :lol: and I was third in my class but only because they took other things into account. But gpa I was #1. Same in grad school because I was focused on a specific surgical specialty. Best of all I was married so there was no effort involved in getting laid :hump: sadly there were other drawbacks.
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    I thought 2.63 was kinda OK.

    I hit .345 once, but that was in little league.
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    I had a 1.8 out of high school, but I had bigger fish to fry. As for little league they wouldn't let the girls play. We had to play softball, where the ball is huge and NOT SOFT!
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    I remember they called it mush ball around here.

    It was mushy when you hit it. Didn't fly off the bat unless you were 6'4 or something. But we didn't have metal bats either.
     
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    curious2garden

    curious2garden Well-Known Member

    No we didn't have metal bats. Reminds me I need to buy one, thanks, off to amazon.
     
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    BarnBuster

    BarnBuster Virtually Unknown Member

    Yes! I always wore their steel toed Durashock at work, (even in a non-boot wearing "environment") because they fit so well out of the box and took a high shine. Like that steel toe protection too. Got an old pair of White's that are 35 years old. Been looking at Kenetreks as the last good pair I'll probably own.
     
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    Fubard

    Fubard Well-Known Member

    Ahh, but with men the talk is purely about the functionality and comfort, not about how sparkly or cute or "gorgeous" and "bloody uncomfortable but worth every cent because they're made by someone with a funny name".
     
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    tyler.durden

    tyler.durden Well-Known Member


    C'mon, who are you kidding? For women there is never any effort in getting laid. Unless uttering the phrase, "wanna fuck?" is considered effort ;)
     
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    tangerinegreen555

    tangerinegreen555 Well-Known Member

    'you gonna fuck me or what?' was always my favorite.
     
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    Chunky Stool

    Chunky Stool Well-Known Member

    At parties, the female mating call was usually "I'm bored"... :shock: :hump:
     
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    Bareback

    Bareback Well-Known Member

    The line I always got was " how many fucking hands do you got " as they were swatting at me like flies......ok yes I was a little ..... happy handed lol.
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

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    GreatwhiteNorth

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