Random Jabber Jibber thread

[charface]

at least you'll keep the wolves busy for a minute

Yep you guys dont have to be faster than the wolves now
Just faster than me

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Yep you guys dont have to be faster than the wolves now
Just faster than me

Not a worry - I've got a Kingquad.

 

[farmerfischer]

Gary can have all the dix but I can’t?

It’s because I have a vagina isn’t it

Nah!!

 

[AKA Big Boss]

Gary can have all the dix but I can’t?

It’s because I have a vagina isn’t it

..... yes

 

[AKA Big Boss]

That would be a game changer.
It either isn't available on my phone version or Im too dumb to find it.
Im on the fence

There's a phone app?

 

[cannabineer]

Not a worry - I've got a Kingquad.

I'd expect you to be rockin' an Argo. Just the ticket in muskeg I'm told.

 

[AKA Big Boss]

I'd expect you to be rockin' an Argo. Just the ticket in muskeg I'm told.

I had one of those in Africa but I blew it up trying to shut down a crude oil plant. And then there were all these bodies in the oil..... man what a mess that was.

 

[420God]

I'd expect you to be rockin' an Argo. Just the ticket in muskeg I'm told.

That can't outrun a bear or a pissed off moose.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

That can't outrun a bear or a pissed off moose.

that's why you get the one with a gun rack

 

[AKA Big Boss]

That can't outrun a bear or a pissed off moose.

No but if you drive through the mud your wife won't complain that you're an idiot because it won't get stuck....

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I'd expect you to be rockin' an Argo. Just the ticket in muskeg I'm told.

They are quite a bit wider & don't fit regular 4 wheeler trails.
Where I hunt that's a must as going through the trees can be dicey.

 

[cannabineer]

That can't outrun a bear or a pissed off moose.

No, but it can outrun charface

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

you have to go with option package "B"

 

[AKA Big Boss]

you have to go with option package "B"
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I keep that one parked out front when the Jehovah's Witnesses start their rounds...

 

[AKA Big Boss]

How do you like a post? Don't see that option.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Whew, dodged another bullet.

Tsunami Information Statement Number 1
NWS National Tsunami Warning Center Palmer AK
902 PM AKDT Thu May 10 2018

...THIS IS A TSUNAMI INFORMATION STATEMENT FOR ALASKA, BRITISH
COLUMBIA, WASHINGTON, OREGON AND CALIFORNIA...

EVALUATION
----------
* There is NO tsunami danger from this earthquake.


PRELIMINARY EARTHQUAKE PARAMETERS
---------------------------------
* The following parameters are based on a rapid preliminary
assessment and changes may occur.

* Magnitude 5.2
* Origin Time 2058 AKDT May 10 2018
2158 PDT May 10 2018
0458 UTC May 11 2018
* Coordinates 57.5 North 155.5 West
* Depth 48 miles
* Location 95 miles SE of King Salmon, Alaska
325 miles SW of Anchorage, Alaska

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

How do you like a post? Don't see that option.

gotta play for a while, first

 

[AKA Big Boss]

gotta play for a while, first

Ahhh

 

[giglewigle]

We may have to amp up his campaign immediately.


He has been vetted concerning porn stars, right?

Id vote 4 neo

 

[AKA Big Boss]

Whew, dodged another bullet.

Tsunami Information Statement Number 1
NWS National Tsunami Warning Center Palmer AK
902 PM AKDT Thu May 10 2018

...THIS IS A TSUNAMI INFORMATION STATEMENT FOR ALASKA, BRITISH
COLUMBIA, WASHINGTON, OREGON AND CALIFORNIA...

EVALUATION
----------
* There is NO tsunami danger from this earthquake.


PRELIMINARY EARTHQUAKE PARAMETERS
---------------------------------
* The following parameters are based on a rapid preliminary
assessment and changes may occur.

* Magnitude 5.2
* Origin Time 2058 AKDT May 10 2018
2158 PDT May 10 2018
0458 UTC May 11 2018
* Coordinates 57.5 North 155.5 West
* Depth 48 miles
* Location 95 miles SE of King Salmon, Alaska
325 miles SW of Anchorage, Alaska

I've lived through MANY hurricanes but never seen a Tsunami or even a warning. Stay safe bud.