Random Jabber Jibber thread

[ANC]

But they have been moving that number up and down, it is staying in that range... last one I saw was 60 odd million.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

it's ridiculous. is a meteor supposed to hit us? is the yellowstone volcano supposed to erupt? is china going to bomb us? why would the population of the U.S. drop by 75% in the next 8 years?

 

[ANC]

I don't think it means they all die, it could include emigration too.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

so 75% of the people in America are going to move to....where? ....and why? we already have Trump, thats the best reason to move to another country a person could have, and the population didn't drop at all, statistically.

https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/39282/is-this-forecast-predicting-massive-global-depopulation-until-2025-legit

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Maaan we are very well past the year 2000. Where tf is my gd briefcase spaceship?

 

[ANC]

 

[Indagrow]

Let me tell you I was all excited about the, "I busted out... " part, then I hit nap and dude you're getting OLD!

PS what is an rmv? sounds like a virus to me.

Pretty much..its the registry of motor vehicles

Put the murdermobile back on the road

So that was the last time I got to sleep with the winter truck..it was special

 

[curious2garden]

Pretty much..its the registry of motor vehicles

Put the murdermobile back on the road

So that was the last time I got to sleep with the winter truck..it was special

Oh we call it DMV, awful place to have to go, sorry. BTW I found this and immediately thought of you. Stay off Delta!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dr-gridlock/wp/2017/10/31/strangers-caught-in-a-sex-act-on-delta-flight-could-face-felony-charges-authorities-say/

 

[The Outdoorsman]

Just discovered these, laughed my ass off because I drive exactly like this.

*edit, also bill burr is the shit.

 

[Fubard]

Am I evil because I told someone on another forum NOT to google "Blue Waffle", knowing that human nature will make him or someone else do just that?

 

[Indagrow]

My new toothbrush is not only too soft but also too big and I end up getting toothpaste on my lips like @Bublonichronic and its annoyingly minty cool in traffic


On the bright side I should be able to fit more dix once I get used to it

 

[lokie]

My new toothbrush is not only too soft but also too big and I end up getting toothpaste on my lips like @Bublonichronic and its annoyingly minty cool in traffic


On the bright side I should be able to fit more dix once I get used to it

That adds a whole new meaning to "Polishing the Knob"

 

[cannabineer]

Am I evil because I told someone on another forum NOT to google "Blue Waffle", knowing that human nature will make him or someone else do just that?

That is obvious evil. But the greater evil is asking here for support that your evil isn't really evil. That's just y'know.

 

[Fubard]

I love how the people on GC slag this place off for being "toxic" then go on to behave at least as badly as people here whilst preaching that they are somehow "better".

Gives me a chance to point out their obvious failings, which is always fun.

 

[neosapien]

I got a new helper at work today. He is the complete opposite of my old manboy helper. But not in a good way. His degree of problems are just as severe, just opposite. I really think I just need to work by myself. Or find a new career.

 

[abalonehx]

My new toothbrush is not only too soft but also too big and I end up getting toothpaste on my lips like @Bublonichronic and its annoyingly minty cool in traffic


On the bright side I should be able to fit more dix once I get used to it

That's Hot. But you really should invest in a Philips Sonicare brush. Best thing I ever bought for hygiene.

 

[Indagrow]

That's Hot. But you really should invest in a Philips Sonicare brush. Best thing I ever bought for hygiene.

I wasn't a fan..I actually ended shoving mine up my girlfriends ass. some members here can attest to this experience

 

[pabloesqobar]

I wasn't a fan..I actually ended shoving mine up my girlfriends ass. some members here can attest to this experience

Names of the other members who did this to your gf?

 

[abalonehx]

I wasn't a fan..I actually ended shoving mine up my girlfriends ass. some members here can attest to this experience

Even Hotter! Well in that case... you should really have her try on one of these.

Whatever the fuck it is.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Even Hotter! Well in that case... you should really have her try on one of these.

Whatever the fuck it is.

looks like modular robot boobs.....or booty?.....¿