You set your clocks ahead an hour twice a year?
Great Scott, I bet your passport looks awesome.
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Great Scott, I bet your passport looks awesome.
abe supercro
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lokie
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Lots of people.
All generic disclaimers apply.
All opinions are my wife's; I have none. (In my opinion.)
All rights reserved - but some wrongs are still available.
Any similarity to actual opinions, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
I know that you believe that you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of rollitup.org, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary.
The opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of the poster.
These opinions aren't worth the paper they're written on and certainly don't reflect those of rollitup.org
This article is for entertainment purposes only. Any facts, opinions, or narratives contained herein are not necessarily true, and do
not necessarily represent the views of any particular person.
This disclaimer has been canceled due to lack of FUCKs
If you agree with the above opinions you're crazier than I am.
Yeah I don't do time well. It was never one of my fortes! My passport looks terrible. I miss my old 1973 simple passport this monopoly looking one scares me.
Just a year younger? I thought I had a decade on you
I'm doing my best to age gracefully.Just a year younger? I thought I had a decade on you
Not sure if it's working but I pitched all the mirrors in the house to help with the illusion.
BarnBuster
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Thanks, CNN, I'll think about this at every sore throat now... fuk me..
"Still, they weren't able to save his fingers and toes."
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/health/strep-throat-amputation-septic-shock-michigan-bn/
"Still, they weren't able to save his fingers and toes."
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/16/health/strep-throat-amputation-septic-shock-michigan-bn/
Chunky Stool
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"During the surgery, doctors found 3 liters of pus surrounding his organs"
Holy shit! I used to get strep throat all the time when I was a kid.
Just watch for those tell tale white spots (not the crypts on the tonsils) and keep a Rapid Strep kit at home to test. If you don't catch strep in the throat you can also end up with Rheumatic fever, Infective endocarditis etc... It's a nasty little bug. There's also Toxic Shock Sydrome, from strep.
Finally there's necrotizing fasciitis, the only time an entire team retched in the OR.
Who said that medicine has to taste bad to be good for you?...so when drinking green drinks make sure there is sufficient Alcohol to counteract any invader?
Gary Goodson
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srh88
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Oh shit I need that
Gary Goodson
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It's going down!
Prime brisket, ribs, porterhouse steaks, and south side market sausage.
@SouthCross what do you know about that Texas boy?
Post oak bitches!
Prime brisket, ribs, porterhouse steaks, and south side market sausage.
@SouthCross what do you know about that Texas boy?
Post oak bitches!
StonedFarmer
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If I brought a two four and a bottle of takilla would you let me hit a plate of food?
I will totally walk to texas for some foods, I know I would be sucking dick for sure so it's a win win situation. get to rest on my knees after a long walk.
feed me your sausage
Bob Zmuda
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I'm gonna paint my penis green and show it on TC tonight.
SouthCross
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Truth? Jealous. You got it going on. I grilled yesterday. Some ny strip. Tonight is......Friday.
I'm eating beer. Love brother. Looks good.
SouthCross
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It's soon time for black eyed peas. Ill post two receipts. One in a pressure cooker. One in a regular pot. We ain't talking bland crap. The real deal. The type of stuff people pay money for.
I've been eating it since a kid.
I've been eating it since a kid.
Gary Goodson
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I'm From Texas too so I had to give ya some shit. Just to see how you'd take it lol