Rachel Maddow vs. Glenn Beck

Who wins in a cage fight to the death?

  • Rachel Maddow

    Votes: 6 26.1%

  • Glen Beck

    Votes: 5 21.7%

  • Who cares?! I just want to see Rachel in a thong!

    Votes: 8 34.8%

  • Who cares?! I just want to see Glen in a thong!

    Votes: 4 17.4%
  • Total voters
    23
morgentaler

morgentaler

Well-Known Member
In a cage match between Rachel Maddow and Glen Beck, who would emerge victorious.

Consider the following attributes:

  • physical strength
  • thinking on their feet
  • capacity for dirty tricks.

Only one gets to make it out alive.
 
DubsFan

DubsFan

Well-Known Member
Who is this Rachel Chick? She must get lousy ratings. I watch the news every night on a few stations...Who is she?
 
PVS

PVS

Active Member
its weird that his crying is staged, he's quite open about it at this point, and yet conservatives still get choked up when he pulls his "im sorry...ah just love mah country" schtick
 
DubsFan

DubsFan

Well-Known Member
I don't watch Glenn Beck but I think it's possible his show gets more ratings than all of MSNBC...

Edit: who is this chick? She's more butch than me I have a full beard.

Edit part Deaux: I can't believe some of you would want to see her in a thong. My guess is she has more junk than all of us. :)
 
doc111

doc111

Well-Known Member
DubsFan said:
I don't watch Glenn Beck but I think it's possible his show gets more ratings than all of MSNBC...

Edit: who is this chick? She's more butch than me I have a full beard.

Edit part Deaux: I can't believe some of you would want to see her in a thong. My guess is she has more junk than all of us. :)
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Very true, but I'd still rather see her in a thong than Beck........eeeeeeewwww!!!
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

Well-Known Member
DubsFan said:
Who is this Rachel Chick? She must get lousy ratings. I watch the news every night on a few stations...Who is she?
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Yeah, who is this Rachel? I know Beck from the radio only. And he's a self-described rodeo clown.

Forgive my ignorance. I choose not to own a television.
 
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Cloud City

New Member
Well now I watch both of their programs frequently and Maddow is honestly more of a man than Beck. She is not only physically stronger but also has superior intelligence and far more common sense than Glenn.
 
doc111

doc111

Well-Known Member
Cloud City said:
Well now I watch both of their programs frequently and Maddow is honestly more of a man than Beck. She is not only physically stronger but also has superior intelligence and far more common sense than Glenn.
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Oh jeez.........
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

Well-Known Member
Cloud City said:
Well now I watch both of their programs frequently and Maddow is honestly more of a man than Beck. She is not only physically stronger but also has superior intelligence and far more common sense than Glenn.
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You neglected to remind us that you are a Conservative in this post.

You must be slowing down. :fire:
 
ViRedd

ViRedd

New Member
I watched the video in its entirety. I couldn't help thinking ....

Maddow: "And now for a rebuttal from the conservative side, I'd like to introduce Mark Levin."

But of course that would never happen. We're talkin' MSNBC here, right? :lol:
 
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ObamaSanta

New Member
morgentaler said:
She's an MSNBC commentator.
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Yeah, never heard of her. You should have picked an individual there was a remote chance we would recognize (from a "real" news network), or at least someone whose stupidity cuts through the inconsequential status of the network they reside on, like Olbermann.
 
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