Quick smoke from harvest?

b1unt88

Active Member
Im about to harvest my first crop, and was wondering whats the quickest way to quickdry a bud to smoke? Im out completely, and would like to try it anyways. I KNOW it wont be top quality/taste good at all. But Ive heard something about putting it in the oven for a little, or microwave? Any suggestions?
 

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
You can

oven
microwave
set on the dryer, while it is on
set it ontop of a toaster oven
set it on anything that is warm...


i recommend something like an oven with the door open... and try to dry it over a 1-3 hour period...

microwave is just lame...

iloveyou
 

PlatinumKasse

Well-Known Member
if you do any of the above to your harvest, i hope you never post on this site ever again. and i pray no one ever helps you... knowing that their guidance over the duration of your grow was only going to be thrown in an oven because of a chemical addiction.
 

Lacy

New Member
The only way I quick dry any bud is baking it in the sun with tinfoil. I take some bud, cut it into small pieces, wrap it in a tiny piece of tinfoil and let it sit in the sun for a few hours. I've tried all the other ways and you most often end up with a headache and wasted some, otherwise, good bud. Then open it up and let it air out for about an hour or so. This is a slower dry and it actually tastes half decent. Otherwise I don't suggest quick drying. I only use this when I am desperate for some smokables....just to tie me over.
 

clang80

Well-Known Member
if you do any of the above to your harvest, i hope you never post on this site ever again. and i pray no one ever helps you... knowing that their guidance over the duration of your grow was only going to be thrown in an oven because of a chemical addiction.
Isn't that a touch harsh? The man just wants a sneak preview of his crop he has been tending to for 2+ months. :-P
 

4train2wreck0

Well-Known Member
yeah i wouldn't really accuse him of having a chemical addiction just because he wants to sample his crop early, he's just exicted to taste the fruits of his labor
 

bigbudeddie

Well-Known Member
if you do any of the above to your harvest, i hope you never post on this site ever again. and i pray no one ever helps you... knowing that their guidance over the duration of your grow was only going to be thrown in an oven because of a chemical addiction.
Wow dude, he just wants to try some weed.
 

Lacy

New Member
I thought it was harsh too. I mean, who hasn't tried lots of different means of quick dry. I certainly have. Some of them good but most of them not but that's how we all find out what works for each of us. I'm certainly pinching samples now and again. It's so hard NOT too.

I MUST be addicted!!!!!! :roll: Probably!!!! :wall::wall::wall:
Isn't that a touch harsh? The man just wants a sneak preview of his crop he has been tending to for 2+ months. :-P
 

RichardDawson

Active Member
Yes a purist, that select few who are better than the rest, Don't listen it him. People with still help you and we hope you continue to post. Why is it there is always some guy or girl, but mainly guy, that wants to harsh on someone for being eager, new, uninformed, or just trying something different. What ever happened to " can't we all just smoke a bong". Stoners/Potheads/Reefers are supposed to be relaxed mellow people not Angry and mean.

Dude if you want to sample your weed quickly, even if it is because you are out and in a hurry, The oven door is a nice one, I also liked the tinfoil in the sun method. But remember if you are in a true hurry you could always just clip the leaves and smoke it straight. I may not taste like what you are used to but if the weed is good it will get you high.

P.S.
Smoking just to get high is the reason we smoke, and anyone who says otherwise is lying to themself and others. Whether its for pain relief, bad day relief, good day into a great day, better sex, better art, or better music we all smoke to get high, the flavor is a side note, just like drinking beer. I've drank plenty in my time and It wasn't because of the taste is was for the buzz.
 

laserbrn

Well-Known Member
I would set it up in three stages. Water cure about 1/2oz so you have some GOOD smoke in a week.

Dry enough to get you by for a week in the oven. Maybe a 1/4oz or so and leave the rest to dry out normal.

My last batch I went out and bought an oz right when I harvested. That way I would keep my grubby little hands off of it this time. Payed off in dividends, the shit is SOOOOOOOOOO good if you wait. nothing like I've ever bought in the past.
 

Widow Maker

Well-Known Member
I usually dehydrate a few quarters while I am waiting on everything else to cure. I admit it, I am addicted to weed.
 

polypterus

Well-Known Member
if you do any of the above to your harvest, i hope you never post on this site ever again. and i pray no one ever helps you... knowing that their guidance over the duration of your grow was only going to be thrown in an oven because of a chemical addiction.
come on where do you get off judging someone?? it HIS weed he can do what he wants with it. come on haven't you seen bambi? if you can't say anything nice, don say nuffin at all! the reason i love posting on this forum is how non-judgemental and welcoming people are. maybe you should be the one to stop posting.

ANYWAY- i have tried quick drying bud in many dif ways and FOR ME it has not really worked, just gave me a headache. other people have dif results. personally if i want to sample, ill cut a little branch, hang it until the stem "snaps" (usually 2-4 days) and then cure for just one day or even half. its not as good as bud cured longer but it does the trick and no headache. you gotta experiment and figure out what method works for you. :)
 

polypterus

Well-Known Member
oh and as far as a chemical addiction... its proven that weed is NOT physically addicting. it can be pyschologically addicting, but so can anything, tv, sex, online games, etc etc.
 

ManInTheShed

Well-Known Member
comming from the pro of 'sampling buds' before harvest, i have found that the best way to quick dry the wet planty bud, is to steam dry it. get an ordinary microwaveable plastic container. put a dry piece of kitchen towel, maybe torn in half, on the bottom of the container, then chop a few buds to a smallish size so it dries out quicker, therfore keeping more un-evaporated thc in the spliff, and then place the buds on the paper towel. Next, wet two paper kitchen towels and dry them out so they are not dripping, but slightly wet. it helps if they are attached when wetting them! now poke a hole or two in the paper towels which you have placed over the buds, and put the lid about 3/4 the way on.
Put in the microwave and 'cook' for one minute.
take everything out and dry any moisture that will be in the container.
get the other, dry torn half of the paper towel and put the drier but still moist buds on it.
make sure the paper towels are still wet and do the same thing as many times as you need to until you are happy. steam dried bud actually tastes nice, smooth and gets you very stoned. you should try it.
 

Paradox

Well-Known Member
nice post Richard.

for testing purposes of a new plant i put a few buds in tinfoil in the oven at 170, with door cracked open a bit. leave that on for 20 minutes or half hour, or until the bud is close to dry enough to smoke. then i wrap it in newspaper and place it under a light for another hour or two.

great way to test without killing too much of the THC, but in reality you'll have to wait to crop the entire plant and dry it for atleast a week.
 

CrazyChester

Well-Known Member
Put a small bud in a food dehydrator on Fan Only for about 12 hours it will taste like shit but will get you off.
 

stonerbean

Well-Known Member
lol....
YOUR shit....
YOU grew it..
YOU took care of that bitch...
i really could go on... but theres no point.
do we see a pattern here?...
 

howard moon

Active Member
dont try anythin to quick dry your buds,i tried it once and wasted a 1/8 in the mircowave.it jus tasted like warm plant and beans.betta 2 wait
 

averagefred

Active Member
Try 2 days between newspaper, then sweat for 4 hours in a tight baggie then 4-6 more hours between nespaper be sure to remove bigger stem and trim first. will still taste a lil green but you get a great idea of the high, Congrats
 
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