thats funny hotrodharley...good one.
WTXmale, its more or less "feeling your way or instinct" on the watering bit, but if you see run out the first water then consider that the starting point. Make note of the weight, after that go by "feel". What I mean by "feel" is literally lift the pot up and make a mental note of how heavy it is. Wait at least 3-4 day (if not longer depending on how big and room conditions) and then refeed. MORE IS NOT BETTER. Remember, this is a WEED so it thrives and is expected to go into semi drought conditions. Over-watering/nutes is only going to harbor possible root rot, fungus, spider mites, etc. Not good no matter what. Obviously HotRodHarley knows more that me, but I have learned quite a bit in a year of INTENSE trial and error.