So i just went in for my pre-employment drug test for albertsons. I used quick fix synthetic urine. I did not stay for the results. So I'm praying on my life that it passes and they don't suspect it's a fake. I taped the bottle and the heat pack on my thigh and waddeled in acting as normal as I could be. I got into the bathroom am they put blue liquid into the toilet and said here you go. Took a piss and filled up the cup. They asked for 60 mls of urine. Bottle actually had just over that. So I asked the lady if I had to wait for the results because mu boss wants me to be at work quite soon(which was somewhat true, I didn't want to get told I faked it. So I bolted! I shall see if I passed and will let everyone know the results.
http://forum.grasscity.com/seasoned-tokers/252178-quick-fix-synthetic-urine.html
found that link sorta scary what one of the posters said on the second page.
Poster "festeringbovine: Behold my dire Quickfix warning!!!
I was scheduled for a pre-employment test today, and for the past week have been educating myself on the matter and found no indication QuickFix 5.7 would not work.
However, I was immediately caught. The test was through Quest Diagnostics and the process was exactly as everyone else has described. I had a QF 5.7 vial perfectly heated to 98 degrees hidden on my body, and after removing my jacket and emptying my pockets was given a cup and left alone in the bathroom.
The water in the sink was turned off and the water in the toilet was blue to prevent tampering. I emptied the vial into the cup but it only filled halfway to the minimum fill line they drew on it. I tried arguing that I had urological problems and couldn't produce that much, but the collector took one look at my cup (the quickfix was slightly neon, although not that noticeably) and called the supervisor.
Apparently as a male, my urine will bubble when shaken. The quickfix did not, or at least did not do so adequately. The supervisor then sniffed the sample (quickfix is relatively odorless), and informed me I could either wait and provide a real sample or leave, which I did.
So please my fellow stoners, do not rely on quickfix. Unless your collector is being lazy they will very easily catch on, and I just lost a very, very nice position with Intel because of the swarm of luck everyone else seemed to have with less observant collectors. I want to get the word out to as many people as possible to prevent something like this from happening to anyone else."
I HOPE TO GOD IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!
http://forum.grasscity.com/seasoned-tokers/252178-quick-fix-synthetic-urine.html
found that link sorta scary what one of the posters said on the second page.
Poster "festeringbovine: Behold my dire Quickfix warning!!!
I was scheduled for a pre-employment test today, and for the past week have been educating myself on the matter and found no indication QuickFix 5.7 would not work.
However, I was immediately caught. The test was through Quest Diagnostics and the process was exactly as everyone else has described. I had a QF 5.7 vial perfectly heated to 98 degrees hidden on my body, and after removing my jacket and emptying my pockets was given a cup and left alone in the bathroom.
The water in the sink was turned off and the water in the toilet was blue to prevent tampering. I emptied the vial into the cup but it only filled halfway to the minimum fill line they drew on it. I tried arguing that I had urological problems and couldn't produce that much, but the collector took one look at my cup (the quickfix was slightly neon, although not that noticeably) and called the supervisor.
Apparently as a male, my urine will bubble when shaken. The quickfix did not, or at least did not do so adequately. The supervisor then sniffed the sample (quickfix is relatively odorless), and informed me I could either wait and provide a real sample or leave, which I did.
So please my fellow stoners, do not rely on quickfix. Unless your collector is being lazy they will very easily catch on, and I just lost a very, very nice position with Intel because of the swarm of luck everyone else seemed to have with less observant collectors. I want to get the word out to as many people as possible to prevent something like this from happening to anyone else."
I HOPE TO GOD IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!