Question: What are these???

I believe I have a hermaphrodite plant but it's my first and am not sure. The lumps/pods? are filled with what I believe are pollen sacks.

Or are they insects?

Kinda freaky...

Any help would be great.

I just joined this site and think I will be very happy here...

That is the scariest looking plant I've seen on this site...

Def. not pollen sacks, maybe spider mites from hell.

Oh my God. Those definitely aren't pollen sacks. I've never seen that before, that plant looks very unhealthy though.

holy hell.......... thats a hermaphrofright more like it.

its not spider mites either...

Hi mate,

not 100% sure, but they look like blister aphids or something similar. The plants look very sick though, so they are obviously absorbing nutrients.

Usually found on things like black and red currents - never seen them on ganja plants before. Best way to get rid of b aphids is to spray with a tar wash. Good luck though dude!

WTF IS THAT! throw that shit out before it hatches and start laying eggs in your ear!

ive never seen aphids that big....

WTF are those things? Look like little beatles or some wierd bug sucking the life out of your plant. I have never seen that shit before and I have been gardening for years. Kill it, get rid out it right now and disinfect that room really, really good dude. Yikes! That is scary.

You sure your not growing olives?

wtf

looks like some kind of fungus that i never seen before

i agree with ngt, looks like a fungal infection. i would say kill it, but that's because looking at it makes me sick....

looks like a tick for plants.

man that is some scary ass shit my quess is some type of alein egg i would kill it and start over good luck

they look like those things that stick on rocks at the beach and on bricks on houses round here. never seen those things on plants tho

Get rid of that plant asap. That is a fungus from hell.

that is a zombie plant!

is this a wind up? that aint really a weed plant is it???

that aint a pot plant bro.

i wouldnt worry about them. maybe just pluck them off and pack em in a bowl and smoke em up. just my take on it.

That needs to go on the FAQ page for sure. or the hall of fame for worst plant fungus ever