ganja girl
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Glad you appreciated the humor. I thought it was funny too
Question About Anal Sex
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Retris
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Lol oh yea, I def appreciate humor/sarcasm to the fullest.
theexpress
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cocaine.... not only does it make bitches horny..... but it is good for numbing too.... ya catch my drift... ?
theexpress
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the best feeling in da world is to bust a nutt in a chicks ass............ i just cant help but to nutt sooo fucking much
jwop
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had this been a blowjob thread ... some people might give a shit ... but its not ... and we dont
ganja girl
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A young woman marries a Greek man. Her mother tells her, ‘If he ever asks you to rollover, you just get up and pack up your stuff and come home. Now, remember what I’ve said to you.’
A few years go by and while they’re in bed the Greek says, ‘Honey why don’t you rollover?’ With that the girl gets up and starts to pack her clothes. And he asks, ‘What’s wrong, what did I do?’
She says, ‘My mother told me if you ever asked me to rollover I should pack my things and move back home.’
He says, ‘But, honey, I just thought it was time we had children.’
A few years go by and while they’re in bed the Greek says, ‘Honey why don’t you rollover?’ With that the girl gets up and starts to pack her clothes. And he asks, ‘What’s wrong, what did I do?’
She says, ‘My mother told me if you ever asked me to rollover I should pack my things and move back home.’
He says, ‘But, honey, I just thought it was time we had children.’
jwop
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you should have titled that post "greek story" instead of "greek joke"
shit happens
theexpress
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High Time 420
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"mud on his helmet" , I'm cracking up over that!!!
LOL
You my friend are correct! Listen to him OP!This is how you get her to give up the booty. You let her get on top of you and start playing with the turd cutter. Ya gotta be real gentle and she'll giggle and say it tickles. Then you stick a pinky up there. Don't jam it in there or anything. Gentle is the key. You gotta talk to her all the while. Real soft yet dirty. Chicks dig the dirty talk. Tell her that her balloon knot is precious to you and you'd never do anything to hurt it. Basically, just play with her asshole and talk dirty to her and be patient. I can't stress this enough! They all come around in their own time.
It really is that easy.
It sounds like you have an extra large dildo in you when you had written that roachwagon.
2 Months for your ass, you gave that up pretty qiuck i think! Top Girl You Are.
Massiv3
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LOL I don't have time to read all of this hilarious garbage, but man you made me bust out laughing when you asked this question.
I don't know what could be more fulfilling during sex other than pleasing a woman. sounds like you are trying to fulfill your own intentions while having sex, which is a great way to limit your ability to feel
I don't know what could be more fulfilling during sex other than pleasing a woman. sounds like you are trying to fulfill your own intentions while having sex, which is a great way to limit your ability to feel
Milesmkd
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Lmao!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha thus made me laugh so fukin hard!!
JUST GROW IT
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All women are freaks!
It just takes the right man to bring it out of her
It just takes the right man to bring it out of her