!!!projectile vomiting!!!

Anyone ever been through this? i had a few chicken wings last at the local pub and this morning i was sick as hell. i left work to come home to sleep it off then a few hours later i wake with "the feeling", you know what feeling im talkin about. So I get up and as im walking to the bathroom it just happens puke all over my hallway walls and floor. this was'nt just a normal puke this was projectile vomiting the kind that takes ovr your body and shoots at high velocity uncontrolably. i hope for now that its over and does'nt happen again.

i know what you mean.
it just kinda shoots out...blagh


blagh blagh

A budy of mine is a total alcoholic and he will throw up standing straight up and not get anything on him. He will just be talking and then yak--spit--and then go about drinking again. He could totally drink that chick from Indiana Jones under the table.

haha, one night me and a friend got drunk.
this dude just straight up starts puking.
this projectile puke too.
for about 3 seconds he had a nice line shooting out of his mouth, stopped, and started drinking again haha.

i did once, right in front of my girl who i had been dating for 2 weeks... i walked outside to drive her home, i turned my head to the left, and proceeded to spray vomit 4 or 5 feet away from us... fucking hilarious. i felt like a champ.

GrowTech said:

i did once, right in front of my girl who i had been dating for 2 weeks... i walked outside to drive her home, i turned my head to the left, and proceeded to spray vomit 4 or 5 feet away from us... fucking hilarious. i felt like a champ.

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Way to get straight before driving champ. I even think MADD can get behind that.

yes... this happens to alot of people with a stomach full of beer

it comes out like a damn faucet hahaha

haha projectile vomits .. it's terrible when it happens to you but funny to think about

GrowTech said:

i did once, right in front of my girl who i had been dating for 2 weeks... i walked outside to drive her home, i turned my head to the left, and proceeded to spray vomit 4 or 5 feet away from us... fucking hilarious. i felt like a champ.

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The Son of Man said:

Way to get straight before driving champ. I even think MADD can get behind that.

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hahahahahhahahaha

Projectile vomit is alright by me.

Ive only had 1 projectile Vomits and that was after downing abuot a 2 pints of Straight Everclear with no Chaser ... Wasnt that bright of an idea but i did sure as hell it anything and everything in my way with Puke

GrowTech said:

i did once, right in front of my girl who i had been dating for 2 weeks... i walked outside to drive her home, i turned my head to the left, and proceeded to spray vomit 4 or 5 feet away from us... fucking hilarious. i felt like a champ.

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thats insane!!!
i hate it today though because i projectile vomited shortly before posting this then about 15 min after i posted i drank a glass of water and it happened again i cant believe how involuntary it is it almost takes over your body. after a nap i've been feeling a little better. i think it was definately food poison.

ive had projectile vomitting cuz i drank too much.... took too many tylenols or wellbutrins...not so fun...