Poems About Weed

Marijuana
A medicinal plant
A reason to rant
A thing to smoke but I simply cant
This ain't no joke da bob shit have u choke till you crook
Fuck this poem let's smoke
 
Stumbled upon this little poem, thought I'd share with all you guys :)

GREEN BUDS AND HASH

Would you like green buds and hash?
- No I would not, Mister Stash!

Would you like them in a bong?
Would you like them all day long?

- No I would not in a bong!
- No I would not all day long!
- I do not like green buds and hash.
- I do not want them Mister Stash!

Would you like them wrapped in paper?
Will you try them now or later?

- I do not want them wrapped in paper.
- I don't want them now or later.
- I don't want them in a bong,
- I do not want them all day long.
- I do not like green buds and hash,
- I do not want them Mister Stash!

Would you like them in a joint?
- No I would not, what's the point?

Perhaps you would prefer a puff?
Just have one, that is enough.

- I won't partake, not of a puff,
- Nor a hoot, nor hit, nor huff!

Would you try a tiny toke?
- No I don't want any smoke!

What if they were vaporized?
- I've told you no a thousand times!

Would you, could you, in a cake?
Or in cookies I can bake?

- I do not want them in a cake,
- Or in cookies you could bake.
- I do not want them vaporized,
- Or other means you have devised.
- I do not wish to try a toke,
- Or otherwise inhale smoke.
- I won't participate in puffs,
- You have asked me quite enough!
- I get no joy from juicy joints,
- I really do not see the point.
- I do not want to use the bong,
- I think that buds and hash are wrong.

In a tincture would you take it?
I could show you how to make it.

- I do not want them in a tincture
- Or in any other mixture!
- I do not want green buds and hash,
- I do not want them Mister Stash!
- Why do you care if I try them?
- Will you profit if I buy them?

I offer buds and hash for free,
There is no benefit to me.
Someone said that that you were sick,
green buds and hash might do the trick.
If you find you're getting thinner,
With no appetite for dinner,
Or you suffer from sclerosis,
Epilepsy or neuroses,
For almost all the ills that ail ya,
buds and hash will never fail ya.
Have glaucoma? PMS?
Green buds and hash have much success.
For protection against strokes,
Its best to have some potent tokes.
If your muscles are not dandy,
Try some green bud infused candy.
For migraines, spasms, even cancer,
Green buds and hash provide the answer.
If you are not feeling right,
Then have green buds and hash tonight.

- It's true I am not feeling great,
- My health's been rather poor of late.
- My doctor says that I have ills,
- He told me I should take these pills.
- I cannot even sleep at night,
- I never do feel quite alright.
- I will try green buds and hash,
- I will try them Mister Stash!

Pfffffffffffffft!

- Hey now I am feeling good!
- They worked just like you said they would.
- I have never felt this fine!
- Green buds and hash are quite divine!
- I will bake a green bud brownie,
- Whenever I am feeling frowny.
- I will try them vaporized,
- That technique seems very wise.
- I will take them in a tincture,
- And in every other mixture.
- Perhaps I would prefer to puff,
- And stop when I have had enough.
- I will roll some massive joints,
- And smoke them down to little points.
- I will toke upon the bong,
- I will do it all day long.
- I really like green buds and hash,
- I do enjoy them Mister Stash!
- Thanks for being so insistent
- And for being so persistent.
- My mind and body are improved,
- My spirit also has been moved.
- Though I was told they are a sin,
- Green buds and hash are medicine.
- I'm sorry that I was so hateful,
- Now I know I should be grateful!
- Thank you, thank you, Mister Stash,
- Thank you for green buds and hash!
 
Gettin' high, gettin' fried, gettin' tie die in your eye aww fuck.
Gettin' stoned, rollin' bones, chokin' almost spilled the bong aww fuck.
Smokin' weed, puffin' tree's, Fire it up oh there's a seed aww fuck.
Passin blunts, packin' bowls, passin' out while on the road aww FUCK!

Okay that one is a little bit of a downer, but it's original, I just wrote it right now. Organically. I could change it but, I don't like to censor myself too often, that's how creativity dies.
 

mcgravity

Active Member
plant plant plant the seed see what will apear ..
wait a week take a peek a plant that will make you cheer ..
set your timer to veg then switch to make it flower ..
watch the plant grow nice and big and end up like a tower ..
now its time to cut and leave to hang and dry ..
put the bud in a bong smoke and fly ..... goodbye! :D
 

fabfun

New Member
short and sweet nice job

plant plant plant the seed see what will apear ..
wait a week take a peek a plant that will make you cheer ..
set your timer to veg then switch to make it flower ..
watch the plant grow nice and big and end up like a tower ..
now its time to cut and leave to hang and dry ..
put the bud in a bong smoke and fly ..... goodbye! :D
 

shmow52

Well-Known Member
mary had a little farm, little farm, little farm, one day when it was all gone, little mary killed herself..
 

Nice Ol Bud

Well-Known Member
Mary Jane, Mary Jane,
Yes I grow you well.
When were finished harvest & curing,
yes we smoke you like hell.

Cant get enough,
cant stop the smell,
Mary jane, mary jane,
my only escape from hell.
:D
 

mae

Well-Known Member
Why don't they
Understand
We hurt no one
In the land

We just need
To medicate
From our pains
From the hate

It's just a plant
We tell them so
But they rant
To prison you go

It costs so much
To send us there
But they don't know
They don't care

I'll live my life
And so should you
To free the plant
And our lives too
 

Nice Ol Bud

Well-Known Member
marijuana: the musical

i got into taking pills,
and bumping lots of line
thinking i was an aeroplane
on LSD all the time
all because i smoked a joint in junior high
it led me on a quest to get higher
doing everything that came my way
because marijuana set my soul on fire

it's a gateway drug
ohhhh yeah, uh huh
weed is a gateway
a gateway to hell
oh oh oh

now i'm shooting heroin,
and smoking crystal meth
i'm skin and bones and yellow
my teeth rotten my breath

weed.
it's a gateway drug!
weed
it's a gateway to hell!
oh uhu uh
You must have no self control of your body at all then.
Marijuana doesnt make people an addict.
Do your research,
marijuana isnt a 'Drug' at all.
I HATE when people say shit like that,
its natural shit man!
 
life is a puzzling conundrum
i look at it with my psychic eye
i dont think you could call it doll-drum
because most of the time ive bin high
looking back on my past from a precipice
seeing love, hate ,despair and demise
ive always bin in there to say my piece
and wrought chaos where there were calm sky's
cant say i proceeded with caution
but did not mean to hurt anyone
just saw the world through a drug fuelled distortion
and was only trying to have some fun
like a bad hand dealt in poker
never have had an ace in the hole
i always end up playing the joker
always me that scores the own goal
but looking back on the bright side
live hasnt bin all that rotten
lifes sometimes dealt me an easy ride
and the high times are never forgotten.
 

mcgravity

Active Member
i dont think i'm a gangsta .. because i grow a little weed ,
why should i pay for cannabiss .. when i can just plant a seed?
i'm half way throw my grow now .. ive reached the flowing stage.
maybe buy a carbon filter .. when i recive my wage,
i have to thank my friends .. and a big thanks to most of you to,
i wouldnt have got this far .. if it wasnt for R ...... I ....... U
 

Sure Shot

Well-Known Member
An oldie, but goody.


Roll, roll, roll a joint,
Twist it at the end.
Light it up, take a puff.
Pass it to a friend!

Or,

Roll, roll, roll a blunt,
Fill it with some kind.
Light it up, take a puff,
Blow your fucking mind!
 

Sure Shot

Well-Known Member
Roll, roll, Rollitup,
The place to go online!
Plant your seed, and grow some weed,
We do it all the time!
 

'This is my blunt n This is my bowl.
I love smoking joints if you didn't already know,
hey kool a troll anyway that's just how roll.
Roses are red n my bud is green,
I love getting high If you know what i mean.
I was just there but now I am here,
i'm flying so high, way up higher than high.
one more hit i hold in tightly, slowly i get lost in the world slightly.
higher than tree's n plane's, i'm on a cloud in no more pain.
feeling very high n mighty no more bitching n pouting,
while feeling drowsy, this aroused me,
quickely writing this down, to prove one point,
Life's just a bitch, When you don't have a joint!!!
 
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