Plants make sounds

So plants can communicate and ‘feel’

Poor vegans

And the angel of the lord came unto me
Snatching me up from my place of slumber
And took me on high and higher still
Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil
One thousand nay a million voices full of fear
And terror possessed me then
And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?
And the angel said unto me
These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

Nutty sKunK said:

So plants can communicate and ‘feel’

Poor vegans

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Is there a 'humane' way to kill plants? Where is their thought center located, their minds?

Here I was thinking this was supposed to be in the hallucinatory category
I thought my plant was speaking to me but I was tripping on mescaline and it turned out it was the dog

Nutty sKunK said:

So plants can communicate and ‘feel’

Poor vegans

This Is What It Sounds Like When Plants Cry (Published 2023)

Scientists recorded the popping noises that plants make in response to stresses like dehydration or a cut.

www.nytimes.com

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They do aye its no suprise though they know they communicate via the mychorizal network and stuff but not every plants plugged in so it make sense they got other ways of communication too we got alot to learn is all i know

so...every fork full of salad is a mouth filled with tiny agonizing screams.
neat.

Herb & Suds said:

Here I was thinking this was supposed to be in the hallucinatory category
I thought my plant was speaking to me but I was tripping on mescaline and it turned out it was the dog

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Fuckin dogs, man

They can never mind their own business when you're just tryin to have a good trip

J. Rocket said:

so...every fork full of salad is a mouth filled with tiny agonizing screams.
neat.

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Salad is already ded when you eat it

dumb dumb