Place your bets

I've been clean since May 19th so it's been about 7 weeks and I'm still pissing positive.

Place your bets on when I'll get my first clean pee
It's worth mentioning I'm not doing anything specific to detox
I'm 6'3 and 192 pounds and I've been losing about 1-2 pounds a week consistently since April / May (when I did smoke)
I smoked pretty heavily for a while prior

I am betting no one cares.

I always "pee clean", it rarely even touches the sides of the bowl, got my technique down and everything.

My guess is ur body now produces THC and you'll be pissing CBD's for the rest of ur natural

im gonna bet 5 weeks ago


also you tricked me with your thread title.,.
i wanted something exciting

.Pinworm. said:

I am betting no one cares.

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That's a bet you've lost

qwizoking said:

im gonna bet 5 weeks ago


also you tricked me with your thread title.,.
i wanted something exciting

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I get to move to a legalized state once I'm clean, that's exciting.. for me?

THC Mikey said:

That's a bet you've lost

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You are right. We all totally care about the 300th piss-test thread posted this month.

.Pinworm. said:

You are right. We all totally care about the 300th piss-test thread posted this month.

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You didn't say everyone, you said no one.
I appreciate your sportsmanship

I LOVE piss threads!

tyler.durden said:

I LOVE piss threads!

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Is that last one Jared 'pedobear' from Subway?! SICK, man!

Big_Lou said:

Is that last one Jared 'pedobear' from Subway?! SICK, man!

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Yep. He was originally holding a toddler in that gif, but they had to cgi in a monkey after all the shit hit the fan...

THC Mikey said:

i appreciate your sportsmanship

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I just noticed you have been here 9 days. That's almost two whole weeks! Why do you need to piss clean anyways? Why not just grow for a living?

Here:
http://rollitup.org/t/i-need-help-im-taking-a-drug-test-in-the-am-and-im-useing-a-friends-clean-pee.896776/
http://rollitup.org/t/pee-test.872905/
http://rollitup.org/t/pee-test-for-skinny-daily-smoker-with-regular-abstinence-breaks.705153/
http://rollitup.org/t/i-need-something-for-an-on-the-spot-pee-test-xd.574964/
http://rollitup.org/t/ah-shit-i-have-a-pee-test-coming-up.549791/
http://rollitup.org/t/how-can-i-pass-pee-test.371257/
http://rollitup.org/t/how-long-does-pee-last-before-it-cant-be-tested-accuratly.402117/
http://rollitup.org/t/do-you-think-i-can-pass-a-pee-test.320596/
http://rollitup.org/t/more-pee-test-questions.21259/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test-any-try-detoxing-with-water.898560/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test.849207/
http://rollitup.org/t/friends-unlucky-with-piss-test.744844/
http://rollitup.org/t/trying-to-help-my-bro-pass-drug-test-but-we-cant-keep-piss-at-steady-temp.610357/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test-questions.557038/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-drugs-test-can-i-beat-it.500289/
http://rollitup.org/t/ssi-piss-test.484548/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test-qustion-help-a-fellow-smoker-out.450980/
http://rollitup.org/t/help-me-pass-my-piss-test.420014/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test-cluster-f.326636/
http://rollitup.org/t/25-days-away-from-a-piss-test-help.295949/
http://rollitup.org/t/passing-a-piss-test-how.315542/

There are several more pages of these - Usually 1 or 2 a day get posted. Hope this helps. And remember, if you shake it more than twice you are playing with yourself...

.Pinworm. said:

I just noticed you have been here 9 days. That's almost two whole weeks! Why do you need to piss clean anyways? Why not just grow for a living?

Here:
http://rollitup.org/t/i-need-help-im-taking-a-drug-test-in-the-am-and-im-useing-a-friends-clean-pee.896776/
http://rollitup.org/t/pee-test.872905/
http://rollitup.org/t/pee-test-for-skinny-daily-smoker-with-regular-abstinence-breaks.705153/
http://rollitup.org/t/i-need-something-for-an-on-the-spot-pee-test-xd.574964/
http://rollitup.org/t/ah-shit-i-have-a-pee-test-coming-up.549791/
http://rollitup.org/t/how-can-i-pass-pee-test.371257/
http://rollitup.org/t/how-long-does-pee-last-before-it-cant-be-tested-accuratly.402117/
http://rollitup.org/t/do-you-think-i-can-pass-a-pee-test.320596/
http://rollitup.org/t/more-pee-test-questions.21259/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test-any-try-detoxing-with-water.898560/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test.849207/
http://rollitup.org/t/friends-unlucky-with-piss-test.744844/
http://rollitup.org/t/trying-to-help-my-bro-pass-drug-test-but-we-cant-keep-piss-at-steady-temp.610357/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test-questions.557038/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-drugs-test-can-i-beat-it.500289/
http://rollitup.org/t/ssi-piss-test.484548/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test-qustion-help-a-fellow-smoker-out.450980/
http://rollitup.org/t/help-me-pass-my-piss-test.420014/
http://rollitup.org/t/piss-test-cluster-f.326636/
http://rollitup.org/t/25-days-away-from-a-piss-test-help.295949/
http://rollitup.org/t/passing-a-piss-test-how.315542/

There are several more pages of these - Usually 1 or 2 a day get posted. Hope this helps. And remember, if you shake it more than twice you are playing with yourself...

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And you thought nobody cared!

There's a reason why you're still testing positive after 7 weeks. The only way to 'rinse' your urine quickly is to drink it.

The more times you pass it through your system, the quicker it cleans. If you aren't thirsty, just store it in a container for consumption later on.

For best results, drink about a pound of urine at a time. You should be clean in days.

SunnyJim said:

There's a reason why you're still testing positive after 7 weeks. The only way to 'rinse' your urine quickly is to drink it.

The more times you pass it through your system, the quicker it cleans. If you aren't thirsty, just store it in a container for consumption later on.

For best results, drink about a pound of urine at a time. You should be clean in days.

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I read once that it's released primarily through feces, does this same method apply there?

THC Mikey said:

I read once that it's released primarily through feces, does this same method apply there?

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Of course, but like I said, drink about a pound at a time for optimal results.

SunnyJim said:

Of course, but like I said, drink about a pound at a time for optimal results.

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Mannnn, your bottom signature, still jarring/sickening and I've seen it dozens of times, sigh....wtf, people...

Big_Lou said:

Mannnn, your bottom signature, still jarring/sickening and I've seen it dozens of times, sigh....wtf, people...

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His penis is so small, he really struggles with his bedtime fapping. So much rage.

How the fuck you testing? I hear the home test strips aren't accurate at all, need to get the send away tests. If I'm not clean and employable after 6 weeks of not smoking I'm going to be fucking pissed, well more pissed than i already am going to be.