Pissed on my Plant

paltema said:

the point of this forum is to help answer questions i think not comment on decision making. thanks for handing out life lessons though howard

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What lessons?

I was just kidding around.

A good lesson would be not to tell anyone you pissed on something you plan on eventually plan on eating, or smoking.

Seriously, even if you read some basic gardening literature, other than marijuana growing, you would've found it suggests an extreme dilution of urine to water as food for your plants.




I still think the "does bongwater make my plants..." threads are funnier.

cmon man not every one who tries to grow pot is gonna read all that shit before hand. I'm not tryn to run a business here i'm tryn to get high

Wow this thread is just fucking stupid....
paltema...one question...
wait
2
how is highschool going?
and how is your mom doing?

you guys keep getting funnier and funnier

yeah and your avatar is you and the 20 dollar nug you bought from your neighbor with your mom's money you stole

oh boy i just laughed at around 75 post on this thread, sorry about all the comedians. I would be one but all the jokes are taken, just flush it and dont ever be truthful with us again if you do something I do when im drunk(piss in a corner thinking its the bathroom)

Token Paraplegic said:

oh boy i just laughed at around 75 post on this thread, sorry about all the comedians. I would be one but all the jokes are taken, just flush it and dont ever be truthful with us again if you do something I do when im drunk(piss in a corner thinking its the bathroom)

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Well played my man, well played...

and dude...don't piss on your plant again, ok?

downthedrains said:

Well played my man, well played...

and dude...don't piss on your plant again, ok?

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^his name matches where piss should go^

paltema said:

CMON GIMMIE A BREAK? none of you guys have heard that pissing on ur weed is good for it???

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yea it was from the same guy who said "Cover your grow room in tinfoil" and "Keep it secret?! I'm showing these babys off"

Actually in some areas they are recycling waste water. Yup, filtered pee out of your tap. some of you may very well be irragating your crop with recycled pee pee now without knowing it! Got RO?

GranDaddy Purple said:

Actually in some areas they are recycling waste water. Yup, filtered pee out of your tap. some of you may very well be irragating your crop with recycled pee pee now without knowing it! Got RO?

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Im sure over the billions of years there has been life on this planet every drop of water has been piss at some point, so in a sense we always have been drinking and watering with recycled piss it's just that nature was doing the recycling not us.

lets make this an 3P1C thread!

lol' That shit is funny.Pissing on your plant.Pissnator is his new name

piss weed <3

you guys are still replying to this, drop it already haha

i piss on the floor of my grow room.... of corse its a concrete flor with a sewer drain and gets washed down offten usually shortly after i pee on it but yea i guess i remember sum1 telling me to pee on my plants when i was 15 and had a few outdoor plants never did it though that was about 15 or more years ago and im so glade i didn't do it. it just didn't sound like sumthin i wanted to do ya know.

hahaha on your plant for nitrogen well were do i start if it isnt dead now it will be later beside your piss can also condone hormonious compond dude take it this way your fucked your dumb you pissed on your cannabis plant enough said

paltema said:

I pissed on my plant for the nitrogen. Did I kill it?

(yea i kno i can buy fertilizer for cheap)

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Lol ive heard of commercial growers doin that
because it gives them PHOSPHORUS!!
not fucking nitrogen PLUS u smoke that shit..
lol moron..

Paltema, don't you listen to them! There is a way to piss on your plants and be okay.

First, you must drink the fertilizer you wish to spray on plants.

OMG!!



P.S. don't follow my sarcastic advice.


out.

damn, I made some mistakes.. but wow.. I would think teh ammonia in the piss would kill it.. I dunno.. have you ever tried to breathe in a badly cleaned public bathroom? Pretty hard and something you don't wanna do.. I think it would be the same reults...