pee in my garden

I haven't checked this forum in a bit so I hope I'm not repeating other people's questions, but there was a thread when I was growing last summer about using urine as a fertilizer for your plants. I'm just wondering if anyone knows about this or I am just asking stupid questions?

its just add nitrogen to the soil thats what i do know but not to sure how to add it to the soil i think you might have to dilute it and sure if you have to ph it

NEVER piss on your plants!

i pee BEHIND my garden.

i've seen evergreen trees die from dogs pissin on them too much.

dont even think about pissin on your stuff.


ps. odd fact:male dog urine isnt as bad for plants because its more diluted. they drink more water than bitches because they mark their territory.

I don't see why you would even bother coming into a thread with such a load of unconstructive crap to deliver. People are looking for advice... ugh, fuck it, fuck it....


Dilute at a level no less than 1:9 (urine: water). This will add nitrogen and disease-fighting enzymes, as well as trace plant hormone assuming you have a healthy, balanced diet. If you have a diet high in soy, you may notice increased flowering in the females.

ALWAYS dilute though! Urine is too acidic to be added straight.

Florida Girl said:

ROFL.... Peeing on your plants?????? You have GOT to be kidding me! Urine is FULL of ACID.... unless you follow a strict maco-biotic diet.

Listen buddy... don't pee in your plant's soil.... unless you are 13 years old... then by all means pee away because you shouldn't be growing in the first place.

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haha. i would never pee on my plants, obviously you would have to dilute it. I just wasn't sure if it worked or not. Thanks for the replies folks!

I just googled this ( i guess I could have done that before) and found info that is pretty interesting. Here it is in case anyone else is interested...


Just so that you know, fresh human urine is sterile (unless there is a urinary tract infection – this urine should not be used) and so free from bacteria.

I recommend that you dilute urine to 10-15 parts water to 1 part urine for application on plants in the growth stage. Dilute to 30-50 parts water to 1 part urine for use on pot plants as they are much more sensitive to fertilizers of any kind.

Trees, shrubs and lawn should cope well without dilution. Withhold the use of urine liquid fertilizer on all food plants at least two weeks before harvesting. Apply under fruiting plants, not directly on foliage.

Don’t use urine older than 24hours on your plants as the urea turns into ammonia and will burn your plants. If it’s not fresh, add it to your compost heap. Adding undiluted human urine to your compost heap will help heat it up quickly as it is an excellent activator and will add to the final nutrient value.

As far as antibiotics, vitamin supplements and other medications go, yes they will end up in your urine, but in such minute quantities that I believe to be negligible – especially when it is diluted.

So put this excellent source of free liquid fertilizer to good use in your garden, rather than add to the burden that we as humans cause to our environment.

I read some way of doing hydro nutes by putting fish in your resevoir and letting them shit in your water. Just ya...thought i'd throw that in there

*runs to the pet store

I'm going to save my pee after a night of binging on opiates and ecstasy. That way my plants will be happy and immune to the pain of having me as their grower! ROTFL!!!!!!!

actually a lot of people do this... It gets rid of bugs, and it's good for nitrogen levels it's organic, but it would stink your garden up. lol.

just set it up last nite, with banana peels too. they're supposed to influence females. it dont stink too bad, even close up.

farway said:

I haven't checked this forum in a bit so I hope I'm not repeating other people's questions, but there was a thread when I was growing last summer about using urine as a fertilizer for your plants. I'm just wondering if anyone knows about this or I am just asking stupid questions?

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Piss on your girl first....see what dies.....and then decide..............Hee Hee

surfnugget said:

just set it up last nite, with banana peels too. they're supposed to influence females. it dont stink too bad, even close up.

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Oh? Influence females to what?

sorry, should have clarified, if you tent old banana peels with your seedlings, it's supposed to influence your plants to be females.

Well just so you know I just read a really fascinating post describing just how pre-determined the sex of a weed plant is... and it is I feel your pain though, I've always put so much trouble into manipulating things so there'd be more females, but I guess it's all for nada.

I think I'll just stick with tap water over piss.

can i come over and pee in your garden too?