oz per plant

I hope my comment was snotty as I was just asking the basics to even try to give an idea. I do know the first op question left out everything you must know to even guess. Things like how you ll grow or what kind of lights and veg time are must knows to even guess.I apologize if anyone thought my questions back were snotty lol

Instead of getting offended that you asked a beginner question in the beginner section of the forum, all I'll say is, Don't expect anything from your first grow. Now That's not to say you won't get anything, but don't expect it. Try to see it as as much of a learning experience as possible. Your first couple grows that is. SUcks that it takes so long and if you fuck it up you waited mad long for nothing, but still. Virtually everyone is a good grower now went through a few not perfect first grows.. JUst dont be disappointed if you dont get much, or if it isnt potent or whatnot. and goood luck!

I had a really shitty grow last year myself...I motherfucked that grow from day one to the day I smiled and hacked them bitches to pieces....lol

" not sure why everyone gets so bent out of shape when people ask beginner questions in the NEWBIE CENTRAL section. "
ever hear of search function ?, this is a question that gets axed many many X a week.

fuck you people will argue about anything
what a bunch of pussies lol

i just grew 3 iced widows with a 400w light, came out to like 8 ounces dried. Probably could have hit 10ish but i literally threw away every popcorn bud to make BHO

I'm giggling more about the fact he literally waited 8 minutes before he decided no one replied in a timely enough manner and made another post.

wwrockyou said:

" not sure why everyone gets so bent out of shape when people ask beginner questions in the NEWBIE CENTRAL section. "
ever hear of search function ?, this is a question that gets axed many many X a week.

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That isn't exactly an explanation of why that bothers people so much. Maybe it's just years of being a TA, working as a tutor, and then helping to raise children, but somewhere along the line I just realized that you are gonna hear the same questions over and over and over from hundreds of people, and in the long run being helpful makes you feel better about yourself than being an asshole does. I'd rather answer the same question a hundred times and know I helped a hundred people get a tiny bit smarter than to chastise them for asking and kill their curiosity. I would rather have people ask dumb questions than act upon dumb assumptions.

skunkd0c said:

fuck you people will argue about anything
what a bunch of pussies lol

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In my head I hear everything you say in a thick British accent and picture you thumping a thick black dildo into your palm menacingly like it's a cricket bat.

OP if you read below your thread there is probably 20 more asking the same question within 3 pages. They all get smartass dumbass answers. Evey newb including myself I have never asked this question though hopes for ounces and pounds. Im going to grow weed make alot of money...fuck yea lets do it. Then you spend a few thousand on good equipment and now your stressed cause all your money is in equipment you have no idea why or what the hell it does. If you looking for quick money just stop while your ahead. If you want a sometimes aggravating hobby that then could help medicate then there ya go. My 1st grow was 16 plants 3 were 4 ft tall 6 were 2ft tall and the rest were like 1.5 foot. I got a 15 ounces. I thought I did awesome but taste suckes dense nugs haha no way I am know more about getting better then trying to produce 10 ounces a plant. The smarts and weight will eventually come together to make dank until then keep dreaming and.climbing the ladder and all you ass hole posters are dicks. Though I am usially a dick to but decided to be nice for once cheers friends. Also after 3 grows my shit got pretty good and was able to produce dank crystally nugs.

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In my head I hear everything you say in a thick British accent and picture you thumping a thick black dildo into your palm menacingly like it's a cricket bat.

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You sir, need some neuroimaging to get that head of yours checked

just keep giving what it needs and enjoy what you get G/L

How big pots you using? How long you been flowering? Too many variables to even guess on this skimpy info. Anyway, with an unknown strain I always figure more than one oz/plant cured is a bonus. Start from there. BigSteve.

Droy87 said:

You sir, need some neuroimaging to get that head of yours checked

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You sir, need to watch Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, then you will laugh and understand. Doesn't mean I don't need head checking tho, I'm crazy for sure!