One night stands are sad and empty

dirtsurfr said:
One night stands and chance encounters are what adds spice to life if you can handle it.
I go with the flow and don't bring it into the next day, tomorrows a new day and who knows what'll come with it????
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Usually herpes if you're not careful
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srh88 said:
the girl i been with for the past month every motherfucking day doesnt want to let shit get more serious.. yet she wants 600 cash so she doesnt get kicked out of her place... shes been with me nonstop.. and now tonight i finally guts up and told her i want her to be mine, she said yeah.. then she went home then i got the text... "dont know what i want"... im stuck riu. say f it and find another fun girl or give her the money???
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Find another girl. She's using you.
 
Nothing worse than waking up in the morning after a 'BIG' night out, rolling over and thinking...Shit...I think I just fucked Chewbaca o_O
 
Man. It's been so long. I'm happy with my girl.
It's strange... During the first 3 or 4 years of dating I cheated from time to time. I wasn't totally fulfilled.
But these days, I'm not even interested in anyone but her. Damn, I've got an amazing wife.

I remember drunken sex with a sore dick (friction) the next day.
I remember a few times starting this thing. Basically, I'de tell her "let's just act like we love each other for the night".
So, we would say I love you while fucking and play it like we loved it each other. It made so much more hot.
I think a few girls looked at me like a freak.

I second the "wash your junk right after". I kept soap and a towel in my car for this exact reason back in the day.
I had alcohol pads for those on the go quickies.

I remember this one time being at a show in bum fuck Iowa... I was standing there and this girl grabs my beer and drinks it. Just finishes it and drops it on the ground. Somehow, 40 seconds later we are in the bathroom bumping fugly's. I always liked that one..
 
silasraven said:
move the fuck on. a girl who "doesnt know what she wants" but wants 600 for her place is just trying to use you. enoough is enough guys. dont let a women treat you like that.its not fair to you. she wants 600 bucks tell her to get a job.
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You got that right dude...50...maybe 100...I could dig it as you know you gettin a little poon-tang but 600 O_O...Thats a fat god damn stack. srh, imagine if you do give her the coin, think what its gonna feel like after you hand over that wad and she walking away. You say you dont handle getting played well...Once she got that cash you gonna feel it hard...Im not sure of the situation but if she asked for the money 'after' you asked her to be yours she prob freaked and trying to get something out of it before she dissappears or some shit... If I was you I would be like "hell no" and then give her the flick an dont ring her ass no more.. That way you will feel like the boss and you def wont feel like you been played. It may hurt though as you obviously like this girl but with that text she obviously told you where its at. Love hurts bro but move on and a better lady will come your way...Good Luck with it all :peace:
 
simple things to keep in mind after a 1nighter:

--pee right after the action
--take a shower, you gotta be a lazy mofo to just rinse out your junk over the sink :neutral:
--make sure to mention the "check out time"

:joint:
 
After high school I worked for a national touring band for two years. I never felt sad or lonely when I said it was time for them to go. Our rock-n-roll circus just rolled onto the next city.
 
srh88 said:
the girl i been with for the past month every motherfucking day doesnt want to let shit get more serious.. yet she wants 600 cash so she doesnt get kicked out of her place... shes been with me nonstop.. and now tonight i finally guts up and told her i want her to be mine, she said yeah.. then she went home then i got the text... "dont know what i want"... im stuck riu. say f it and find another fun girl or give her the money???
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No money that is a mistake.
 
srh88 said:
the girl i been with for the past month every motherfucking day doesnt want to let shit get more serious.. yet she wants 600 cash so she doesnt get kicked out of her place... shes been with me nonstop.. and now tonight i finally guts up and told her i want her to be mine, she said yeah.. then she went home then i got the text... "dont know what i want"... im stuck riu. say f it and find another fun girl or give her the money???
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call her bluff. i will let you in on that secret cause i like you lol tell her you need some time too and make her miss YOU. don't be right there for her, trust me i know :eyesmoke:
 
Tell that to those sweet memories I still beat off to! Ever had a lady play butt darts with her tongue on you? Pinky swear ;)
 
srh88 said:
the girl i been with for the past month every motherfucking day doesnt want to let shit get more serious.. yet she wants 600 cash so she doesnt get kicked out of her place... shes been with me nonstop.. and now tonight i finally guts up and told her i want her to be mine, she said yeah.. then she went home then i got the text... "dont know what i want"... im stuck riu. say f it and find another fun girl or give her the money???
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You're smarter than that, Kemo. Forget Jim Croce (great as he is), you should be listening to this

[video=youtube;298nld4Yfds]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298nld4Yfds[/video]
 
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