Official 'FUCK THE POLICE' Thread. (Examples of Police Brutality)

primobozo

primobozo

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Reading through a lot of old post on here, it's funny how a certain group of people, pull the same shenanigans, attacking in a pack, like dogs. I just wanted to see if I'm right.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Singlemalt said:
I heard snacks are being served?
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primobozo said:
My friend kingrow1 is married to a very controlling woman, I talked him into going to the bar with me one night. He told me around 9oclock, that his wife said he had better be home by 10. I told him, don't worry about it, I got you man. Around 10 he was sweating and looking scared shitless, so I tell him, look, all you have to do is, when you get home, go in quiet as hell, don't make a sound. sneak into the bedroom, go to the foot of the bed and gently lift the covers up, then before she even wakes up, dive under the blanket grab her by the hips and start eating her with everything you've got. She is going to kick and she is going to scream. But if you keep going and do it right, she's eventually going to go limp, once you get to that point, she's not going to give a shit what time you came in. Kingrow1 looked worried, but thought it was a good plan, so he stayed and we closed the bar. As he got to his front door, he quietly opened it and slipped inside, slipped off his shoes and slowly walked into the bedroom, standing at the foot of the bed, he gently lifted the covers and with no hesitation flew under, grabbed her by the hips and ate her like never before. She started kicking and she started screaming and tried pushing him away, true to the plan he kept going, this went on for about 10 minutes, then she moaned loudly and suddenly went limp. Kingrow1 slipped back out of the covers and wiping his mouth walked to the bathroom, as he turned the light on, he see that his wife is sitting on the toilet, what the hell he says loudly in surprise,, Shhhhhhh! His wife tells him, your late, I'm pissed, and your mother got in at 8 and is sleeping in our bedroom.
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primobozo

primobozo

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kelly4 said:
Why?

Are you itching to brag about how many dicks you can fit in your mouth?
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Really, still with the how many dicks in the mouth joke's? After all these years of doing this, the fact that you can't come up with fresh material says alot.
 
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