Obama is gonna be pissed...

House Speaker John Boehner says Pope Francis will speak to Congress when he visits the United States in September, in the first such address by a pontiff.


First the Prime Minister of Israel and now the Pope!!!

The Pontiff is way to the left of Bibi...they will all attend and welcome the infallible head of the Catholic believers.

Netanyahu is perceived to be a mere right-wing zealot...a source of extreme irritation to the lefties.

Wavels said:

The Pontiff is way to the left of Bibi...they will all attend and welcome the infallible head of the Catholic believers.

Netanyahu is perceived to be a mere right-wing zealot...a source of extreme irritation to the lefties.

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But the king didnt give his permission!!!

I heard the Pope is inviting Stephen Harper to run for US President in 2016, after he loses in Canada. He has experience, and will provide America with a new vision of freedom.
Trust me, you'll love him...don't worry about the fact we ask for nothing in return. I promise you he's in perfect working condition. He'll right all your wrongs, and heal the sick. He'll make Unicorns shit puppies, not just rainbows and skittles.

What's the bet John Baird has himself a job lined up with the private sector? Do you know who he is? Does it matter? Do you like your coffee black?

heckler73 said:

I heard the Pope is inviting Stephen Harper to run for US President in 2016, after he loses in Canada. He has experience, and will provide America with a new vision of freedom.
Trust me, you'll love him...don't worry about the fact we ask for nothing in return. I promise you he's in perfect working condition. He'll right all your wrongs, and heal the sick. He'll make Unicorns shit puppies, not just rainbows and skittles.

What's the bet John Baird has himself a job lined up with the private sector? Do you know who he is? Does it matter? Do you like your coffee black?

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Ok heckler, we'll take Harper under one condition. You take back Beiber.

ginwilly said:

Ok heckler, we'll take Harper under one condition. You take back Beiber.

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No problem! I'll even throw in a Staples "Easy" button to seal the deal.
And now for an important PSA from the Surgeon General and NASA:

And while we're at it, why don't our thumbnails ever become ingrown? According to Rauch:

heckler73 said:

No problem! I'll even throw in a Staples "Easy" button to seal the deal.
And now for an important PSA from the Surgeon General and NASA:

And while we're at it, why don't our thumbnails ever become ingrown? According to Rauch:

"The topography of nails is slightly different, and that will lead to what we call in physics 'boundary conditions' which differ between fingernails and toenails," he explains. "For example, if you look at the thumbnail and big toenail, what you will see is that they are both quite large, but the toenail will be much flatter at the end compared to the thumbnail."

Because the toenail is relatively flat, it feels the most stress between growth and adhesion near the tip. When the two forces get out of balance, they are more likely to cause the flat toenail to veer off the rails and become ingrown. With a rounded shape like the thumb, it's more difficult for stress to build up at the tips and promote that painful growth. ​

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Not simply putting your weight on it, like a tire ?

Go ahead and walk on your hands for thirty years.......

BTW I`m stealing your catch phrase audibly only.......

You know I usually take an attempt to bash a religious leader but this pope has his shit together. His embracement of gays and atheist impress the shit out of me and his lack of hate is much appreciated. You realized the pope helped broker the deal between Obama and Cuba? I think they're kind of chummy. Also he makes intolerant protestant looks like radical buffoons. Just saying.

NLXSK1 said:

But the king

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but your talking points. they are stupid and unoriginal.

nontheist said:

His embracement of gays

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that's hilarious coming from a bigot like you.

nontheist said:

haha look at the little faggot

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nontheist said:

We have the two little faggots crying wolf once again.

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nontheist said:

Aww how cute four retarded liberal faggots jerking each other off in public.

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