Now Wait A Cotton Picking Minute

beardo

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #1

Lets all take a minute to preserve old sayings.
What are some of your favorite old sayings?

 

RyanTheRhino

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #2

Beardo you got "A face only a mother could love"

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Jul 4, 2011

• #3

RyanTheRhino said:

Beardo you got "A face only a mother could love"

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oh yah, i'll give you something to cry about..

 

beardo

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #4

racerboy71 said:

oh yah, i'll give you something to cry about..

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You don't have brains enough to pour piss out of a boot if instructions were on the heel.

 

IAm5toned

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #5

because i said so, that's why.
jiminiy crickets
whats that by cracky?
well roll me in the mud and call me a pig

 

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fdd2blk

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #6

"can i help you?"

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Jul 4, 2011

• #7

beardo said:

You don't have brains enough to pour piss out of a boot if instructions were on the heel.

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i've never heard this one before, but just wait till you father gets home young man..

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Jul 4, 2011

• #8

you don't have the brains you were born with..

 

bud god

Active Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #9

Ill beat you like a red headed step child.

 

RyanTheRhino

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #10

"you cant do shit without your balls!!!"

 

tehgenoc1de

Active Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #11

Mark my words.

 

beardo

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #12

racerboy71 said:

you don't have the brains you were born with..

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If I had A Nickle for every time I heard that.

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Jul 4, 2011

• #13

beardo said:

If I had A Nickle for every time I heard that.

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don't accept wooden nickels.. and don't shit where you eat m8..

 

RyanTheRhino

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #14

this guys full of quotes[video=youtube;rqtr_RvR3sY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY&feature=player_detailpage[/video]


some one else posted it but it made me laugh. and he dose have some sayings

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Jul 4, 2011

• #15

you'll shoot your eye out with that thing...
a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush...

 

beardo

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2011

• #16

Measure twice and cut once

 

Carne Seca

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #17

Get ready for some old western sayings:

1. There ain't nuthin' more self-righteous than a reformed whore
2. Rode hard and put away wet
3. Hell bent for leather
4. I'm outta here like a pack of turtles in a hail of hen shit
5. Who shit in your white hat?
6. You can't piss down my back and call it sweat
7. There are three sides to every story. My side, your side and the truth.

I'm too tired to think of anything else. I'll add to it later.

 

forgetfulpenguin

Active Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #18

"I'll fix my own damn computer."

That's one I'd like to hear people say to me more often.

 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #19

Mind your P's and Q's
Would some old head like me plz tell me once and for all what do the letters stand for

 

IAm5toned

Well-Known Member

• Jul 5, 2011

• #20

mind your peas (coat) and queues (wigs)
some say it also also means mind your pints and quarts... and some more even say it has to do with typesetting presses... lol.