no increased yield using seimen, help

Sativied

Sativied

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tekdc911 said:
View attachment 3384368 Am i doing it wrong ????
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Nah, just need to take it up notch.

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Gay park in NY ^^ Uses semen trees to camouflage the smell of fornication - clever.

A whole 'nother type of semen tree:
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Instead of jizzing over the plant they used a special grafting technique to make an 'entrance' (basically a vagina) in the tree so farmers can cum directly inside the tree. This allows the jizz to enter the phloem without having to penetrate the xylem first.
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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Sativied said:
Nah, just need to take it up notch.


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Gay park in NY ^^ Uses semen trees to camouflage the smell of fornication - clever.

A whole 'nother type of semen tree:
View attachment 3384410

Instead of jizzing over the plant they used a special grafting technique to make an 'entrance' (basically a vagina) in the tree so farmers can cum directly inside the tree. This allows the jizz to enter the phloem without having to penetrate the xylem first.
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me likey that to
 
Sativied

Sativied

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You guys ridicule this thread but professional farmers apply semen to various crops for different purposes.

patching wounds:



Rooting hormone for cuttings:

^^always wear gloves when handling semen unless you can produce enough yourself.

And to kill pm:

 
Nor-Cal Cuttings

Nor-Cal Cuttings

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Who the fuck thinks this shit up anyone who nuts on there plant isnt doing it for a better quality buds they just have a weird fetish and should probably not be left alone around your children lol
 
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