Night Hike of Doom – why watering at night sucks ass

phreakygoat

phreakygoat

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Space Angel said:
I know how you feel as I must water at night to be stealth. I can't get up early enough to do it in the morning. I too am in sticker bushes and I swear I saw bigfoot the other night and scared me enough to change my schedule from night to early morning. now I know it wasn't bigfoot, but I saw something I didn't like. (no it was not a deer) it was bigger! I've gotta quit smoking da-bomb before watering. lol!
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dude that is some hilarious shit. +rep
 
Space Angel

Space Angel

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phreakygoat said:
dude that is some hilarious shit. +rep
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funny how shit that goes bump in the night scares the hell out of ya! I don't really know what the hell was out there, but I seen two reflections of eyeballs about 5' of the ground and I didn't stick around to be courious. morning watering from here on out. fuck that night time shit! LOL!!!!!!
 
darkdestruction420

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nraged said:
lmao My wifes response to this mainly cause she doesnt smoke. Is "thats paranoia its a side effect". Any stoner moment or anything I do dumb is always followed by thats a side effect. I guess I would rather her blame the mj instead of realizing some of the stuff I do is cause Im just a dumbass. I can just picture someone in the woods late at night trying to water some plants and see something big and get scared as shit. Lol to you good sir. +rep to you and the op. Just for the wake and bake laugh.
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yeah, finishing watering the plants and look up and see a bear (or any animal really) and both of em just noticing the other at the same time as their eyes meet.....be funny as hell. a friend of mine used to live on my block and there is this open space of grass in the middle of the block people use as a short cut. i cant even count the number of times i'd be high as fuck walking through almost pitch darkness and a deer (or 10) would seem to appear out of thin air that i'd scare the fuck out of(and myself), its a urban area and they are used to people now so they let ya get real close b4 noticing u. i talk to myself or cough every so often nowdays so it doesnt happen anymore.
 
cowboylogic

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phreakygoat said:
thanks, but wat does that mean? I felt less like a warrior and more like nature's play thing, haha
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Mother Nature made you her bitch for a night. But you survived and will thunder on. You are now the 'Thorn God' no harm will come to you from now on! Just kidding, that sounded pretty sucky dude. Maybe you better set the alarm for daybreak and borrow someones dog to walk. Wont be a suspicious and alot safer. Get well soon
 
phreakygoat

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cowboylogic said:
Mother Nature made you her bitch for a night. But you survived and will thunder on. You are now the 'Thorn God' no harm will come to you from now on! Just kidding, that sounded pretty sucky dude. Maybe you better set the alarm for daybreak and borrow someones dog to walk. Wont be a suspicious and alot safer. Get well soon
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nice, thats fuckin funny. I am God of Thorns! and i'm feeling thorny
 
timfbmx

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Bump to hopefully hear more stories of people seeing bigfoot looool

I always smoke some bammer before heading out into the woods... :)
 
Green Cross

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phreakygoat said:
a word to the wise...

So I’ve had three plants (here’s the journal – Outdoor Test Run) at a moderatley accessable spot for a month now, and thanks to my illogical stoner paranoia I thought it would be best to try watering at night, yes I know its best in the morning. The kicker was that we could only use the flashlights if we HAD to as people might see us out there (legit concern based on the location). Let me just take a moment to say

:evil:FUCK THORNS:twisted:​


That’s pretty much the climax of the story. I ate it into a pile of thorns and got hurt the most by trying to get out. Nothing needing professional medical attention. Besides the thorns I also couldn’t find the safe path (both into the spot and leaving), almost couldn’t find the plants, and generally got covered in thick pollen and blood sucking critters. Oh, the things I do for love. So be safe at night people, and wear extremely rugged clothing if possible.
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These Night Vision Goggles come for $89.99 without the pack of AA batteries and can be ordered at ThinkGeek.com.

 
cowboylogic

cowboylogic

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90 bucks!!!!! Gotta get some of those. And saw Bigfoot just last week. He was looking pretty furry. Think we have a hard winter coming up?
 
Space Angel

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cowboylogic said:
90 bucks!!!!! Gotta get some of those. And saw Bigfoot just last week. He was looking pretty furry. Think we have a hard winter coming up?
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if it was bigfoot I seen that one night, then I'd try to get him to smoke some of my great white shark. honestly, I don't know what I was seeing, but I know at only a glance, I seen enough. to top this off, my buddy and I were sitting outside 2 nights ago and we heard this scream from my woods, that sounded like a little kid that was scared shitless. I think it was a bobcat although I'm not sure what one sounds like, even though we do see them around here once in a while. I only visit my garden in daylight hours now and forever!!!!:peace:
 
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Yeah its good to here other people talk about this shit cause a couple weeks ago I was at my gfs house and was sittin in the drive way waitin for her to come out when I looked down to the end of her driving way and saw some hairy monkey fucker come trapsin across the street and into the woods behind her house. I wasnt high drunk nothing. Fuck that.
 
ThaMedi

ThaMedi

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mother fuckin birhawk cocksuckers always mess me up, i'd be way to scared to go out there at nite, coyotes, elves, goblins, samsquanches
fuckkkkkk that
 
ThaMedi

ThaMedi

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not to mention one night i saw some fuckin hairless creature eating a racoon, fuckin thing had red glowing eyes and started walkin towards me, i bolted for the hills, this wasn;t no coyote it was a chupecabre
 
Green Cross

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Space Angel said:
thanks for the heads up. If I had a pair of those babies, I wouldn't have shit my pants that one night!
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These goggles look so cool they make me want to start growing outdoors 8)

I see other pairs for like $250 - still not bad - and you usually get what you pay for.

Oh yeah, and it's a good idea to put a green filter on your flashlight, so the plants don't wake up, and it won't stand out like a beacon in the night.
 
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