New member frustrated.

bamboofarmer

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #1

Howdy! I'm a new member and I'm having trouble figuring out how to use this site. Nothing seems to work properly. For instance, I tried to make a photo album, but I can't upload any photos. There's no 'add photo' button or anything, so now I have an album with no photos. I tried to join live chat, which seems to be a joke. I tried to start a journal, but no go. What am I doing wrong?

 

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bongbrain

Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #2

you have to pull the hammer back before pulling the trigger?

 

mysunnyboy

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #3

seems like we are having some issues, i can't use search

 

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joe macclennan

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #4

yep, I tried to edit the size of a photo I uploaded and it locked up.

and chat is a joke

 

Popcorn900

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #5

what problems are you having? I'll try and help.

 

bamboofarmer

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #6

sometimes?

 

bamboofarmer

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #7

thanks for the reply.

 

bamboofarmer

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #8

Hey thanks a bunch! I guess I'm not as observant as I thought. I'm going to add some pics to my album now. Methinks my plants are dying.

 

Steelheader3430

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #9

Some forums require a week to pass before certain actions are available. I'm not sure if this is one of the forums that do that, I can't remember. Just be patient it's a good croud here overall.

 

AimAim

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #10

Just pray to God you don't get into the Captcha Vortex. It is a cruel joke if you are even slightly high. If you have less than a neurosurgeon's vision you will be brought to tears trying to decipher that shit.

 

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joe macclennan

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #11

bamboofarmer said:

Hey thanks a bunch! I guess I'm not as observant as I thought. I'm going to add some pics to my album now. Methinks my plants are dying.

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i'll give you a bit of advice here. Be very specific and as detailed as possible when you post your problems for the best feedback

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #12

The text button to add photos to your album is hard to see because it's the same color as the background. Look at the screenshot, I have it slected to add contrast, it's circled in red. Is that what your problem was?



Off topic: If any of the REGS saw something, please pm me.

 

bamboofarmer

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #13

Not sure what you mean by REGS.

 

bamboofarmer

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #14

Will do. Maybe you can help me out with my problems once I get everything posted up. Thanks again.

 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #15

I've fallen and I can't get up

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #16

Dannyboy, when do you become a moderator?

REGS means regular members. And yes Bamboo Farmer I will help you, because it's a new year. And because I like your screen name.

 

twostrokenut

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #17

AimAim said:

Just pray to God you don't get into the Captcha Vortex. It is a cruel joke if you are even slightly high. If you have less than a neurosurgeon's vision you will be brought to tears trying to decipher that shit.

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Happened to me a time or two, any insight as to what causes that?

 

AimAim

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #18

twostrokenut said:

Happened to me a time or two, any insight as to what causes that?

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I think they just like fuckin with us. And I'm fine with that, they need their source of amusement as well.

Try to edit or create a "signature". Maybe it's just my Chrome, but nothing ever works the same way twice. And whatever progress you think you are making, the Captcha is lurking in the background just waiting to bring you to your knees:

"You wanna make a change to your Sig block muthafukker"? And it goes downhill from there.

 

bamboofarmer

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #19

AimAim said:

Just pray to God you don't get into the Captcha Vortex. It is a cruel joke if you are even slightly high. If you have less than a neurosurgeon's vision you will be brought to tears trying to decipher that shit.

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I think I was there.

 

Stillbuzzin

Well-Known Member

• Jan 1, 2014

• #20

When all else fails find Finnslappy. He can fu%k up a wet dream so some say