never smoked weed help!!!

ok so ive never smoked wee so can yall help me all my friends talk about wraps and ounces dimes and niks i dont want them to know i dont smoke so tell me the lingo so i can start smoking thanx

uuuuuuuhjhhhhhhhhhhhh ... no. lemme find out you live in san antonio?

Say to your friends, "I wanna talk to sampson" and they'll know you're a pot head.

I think you need to be yourself and not worry about the Lingo. Some people drink some smoke, some snort, some inject, and some do none. \
I tell my son, hey if it's not for you (he has tryed it) then don't chase it, because you just might catch up to it!

yeah but i feel like i been missing out i wanna smoke now and i do live in sa

then buy a bag and smoke. you are a high school kid right?

nah im 18 got out last year but i dont even no how to roll or wit wat and i wanna try it alone first

dime is 10 bucks worth, niks are 5. Wraps probably refering to a blunt wrap or cigar to roll a blunt with. Maybe papers. Take the D bus downtown, to meet a latin american fella named Martinez...... and you know the rest.

Ok before you toke~ Find a safe place like your room/house and remind yourself that everything will get "different" for a few hrs but you are 100% safe and everything will be normal again and there are no long term effects.
Peace and Love

man go downtown and buy a bag from anyone. take it home and smoke. get a little pipe

thanx guys okay so do i buy swishasweets black and milds or rolling papre and wit the blunts do i cut them take out all the cigar shit put all the weed basically wat do i need the weed of course but joints blunts tell me materials to start off wit......

go to nachodoches road and buy a little pipe fom vitually any store and get to smokin.

oh okay so the pipe dont need anything jus stuff weed in hole lite it and ur off?

buy a pipe or take a coke can and make a dent near the bottom and a push pin to make little holes in the dent. Then put the weed in the dent and light it and inhale thru the drink hole. It is a steamroller, the name. No wait take an apple and make a pipe using a pin. Just push some weed into the hole, light it and inhale thru a hole on the other side. THat is what all the 18 year old kids used at my work. Apples, lol. But a pipe is 10 bucks max for cheap glass, kinda nice actually. Smoke up till you feel like you are happy for the first time in our life. M first time was out of pvc 15 ears ago, and I swore I would alwas be high. Screw dare!

yea you would just make sure there are no seeds in it by breakin it down a bit but man i must tell you if you are only thinking of smokin bud because your friends are all heads. i say you should find some new friends that are more along your line of life. I say let no man influence what you do. Live YOUR life and FUCK what ANYONE has to say about it!!!

It looks like the local "Head Shop" chain in San Antonio is called Planet K.

I recommend following timsatx1's advice and shopping at the Planet K nearest you to purchase a one hitter, small pipe or small bong.

This will allow you to experiment in small controlled amounts to make sure you don't go overboard your first time.

but if YOU wanna smoke some bud i say find some folks in SA that have the nugs and dont just go buy a dime and smoke a blunt of some cheap mexi brick. You should find a friend on here that is willing to help you out with a gram or a half a gram and a fresh toe bowl. look to spend 20 on some nugs and a cheap ten dollar bowl the size of your thumb or your big toe.

+rep for me for actually tryin to give you advice instead of sayin smoke from an apple an grab a coke can... do it right if you wanna do it at all

i would sell you some good bud but its against forum rules for me to.

dude just go buy some weed and smoke up if u wanna. if ur a first timer i would recomend a pipe or joint and when u been smokin a while switch to a bong or a bucket bong bucket bongs get u smashed lol good luck man.