neighbors have caught me!!!!

make loud noises like your building stuff in there. play music constantly like a radio in there. just make sure to keep some of that light low. i really doubt they are going to suspect you of growing pot in your shed. we only think that cuz thats what we do. Most people unlike us would just think.. wonder what he's doing in there. You were prolly baked n got yourself all worked up when you saw them watching you.

if it makes you feel better, i leave my plants outside on my deck till theyre about 3 weeks old for the sunlight and im in a neighboorhood and no1 has said a thing ever. i tend them babies alot too like everyone else. i mean if you get close enough, you can tell theyre pot lol. not smart i know, but fuck em, cant beat the sun

Dude fuck this! I would rather be smoking the bud before it's time then fuck around with nosey neighbors altho they are nosey for a good reason since light comes spilling out every time the door opens.

Stalk them! Watch them and wait for them to leave and go straight to the shed and get those fucking plants out of there and in the house to either finish or chop. I wouldnt think twice about chopping, do it now and use your freedom to grow another day. This shouldnt even be a discussion!

Right? So they are 8 days early...those 8 days are going to seem pretty insignificant when you're just blazin' away as a free man.

But, nah you're right, risk a drug charge on your record. Fuck your whole life over, they might not be perfectly ripe for you.

Wavels said:

I would clear the shed of all illicit plants.

Then I would covertly fill the shed up with legal plants...(go to a local garden center and buy a bunch of seedlings or plants and put them in the shed)

I would then find a way to invite the neighbors over in order to show off your new "hobby".

This may alleviate their suspicion and prevent them from considering turning you in.
Good luck.

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Agreed. A little misdirection would be the proper course of action.

Go ahead and harvest if you can. Better to cut your losses than risk getting pinched.

Leave the set-up in place and grow herbs & flowers. And in the middle of winter, take a bunch of fresh basil, a bunch of marigolds, and some tasty tomatoes over to the neighbors. Tell them you have been experimenting with year round vegetable harvests.

Or you might consider moving the whole operation inside the house because nosy neighbors will always be a problem. And going to a backyard shed lit up like Yankee Stadium several times a day is a bit unusual.

Good luck and good growing.

timsatx1 said:

Go knock on their door and ask them if they wanna toke.

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noo ask for a cup of sugar then strike a conversation see if they act weird of bring your shed up in the conversation oh and cut that shit down you dont wanna goto jail for the rest of your life if your american man hahaha but if you are canadian you will just get a slap on the wrist you wont even goto jail for more than 3 days lol god bless canada

laserbrn said:

Right? So they are 8 days early...those 8 days are going to seem pretty insignificant when you're just blazin' away as a free man.

But, nah you're right, risk a drug charge on your record. Fuck your whole life over, they might not be perfectly ripe for you.

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I love this post. No bull shitting around, straight to the point with sarcasm free of charge. Reminds me of myself.

I will say one more thing. I would spend ALOT less time talking about what to do and get something done. This is not something to take lightly or fuck with. Fuck I hope this guy isnt in Texas!!!

Slater13 said:

I love this post. No bull shitting around, straight to the point with sarcasm free of charge. Reminds me of myself.

I will say one more thing. I would spend ALOT less time talking about what to do and get something done. This is not something to take lightly or fuck with. Fuck I hope this guy isnt in Texas!!!

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It's just too simple and cut and dry as far as what to do.

Texas or Arizona, good ol' Sherrif Joe country.

laserbrn said:

It's just too simple and cut and dry as far as what to do.

Texas or Arizona, good ol' Sherrif Joe country.

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It reall is that simple man.

Funny you mention Sherriff Joe, my lady used to live in Phoeniz and has told me all about that prick and his little pink parade marching the prisoners through town. People do some fucked up shit.

Back to the topic. I would go to the shed after the neighbors left the house and chop those girls down and get them in the house and drying. Get back to the shed and clean things up. Put some cheap ass garage light up in there so if you are questioned there is a light that the neighbors have seen, just not a grow light. Cover your tracks as best you can and if possible even try to find a friend that could take the buds and dry them at their place. Better to take a chance on trusting a friend than the neighbors not saying anything. If they are on to you or if you think they are then I wouldnt want ANYTHING at my house that could give the cops a reason to watch me even if they found nothing as far as plants go. Cover your ass dude!

bigfatsplifff said:

seems abit suspicous walking into my shed all the time and wen opening the door light beams out??

if i was them i would know wots going on

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then get smart and hang sum panda film or some thing like that and make a dumby wall or door so when you open your shed door no light comes beaming out. you enter your shed shutthe shed door and then walk trew the dumby wall or door. very easy to do

Simple solution:

Go to the farmer's market and pick up a load of homegrown tomatoes. Take them to your neighbors and say you grew them, tell them you have far too many to ever eat by yourself and ask if they want some. Of course, make sure the tomatoes don't have any stickers on them first =) to further propagate this lie, you could sneak the bushel of tomatoes into your shed and make sure the neighbors see you carrying them out. Wear some dirty gloves or make a production out of washing the tomatoes off after you carry them out.

doobnVA said:

Simple solution:

Go to the farmer's market and pick up a load of homegrown tomatoes. Take them to your neighbors and say you grew them, tell them you have far too many to ever eat by yourself and ask if they want some. Of course, make sure the tomatoes don't have any stickers on them first =) to further propagate this lie, you could sneak the bushel of tomatoes into your shed and make sure the neighbors see you carrying them out. Wear some dirty gloves or make a production out of washing the tomatoes off after you carry them out.

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Boom! Best idea I've seen so far.

doobnVA said:

Simple solution:

Go to the farmer's market and pick up a load of homegrown tomatoes. Take them to your neighbors and say you grew them, tell them you have far too many to ever eat by yourself and ask if they want some. Of course, make sure the tomatoes don't have any stickers on them first =) to further propagate this lie, you could sneak the bushel of tomatoes into your shed and make sure the neighbors see you carrying them out. Wear some dirty gloves or make a production out of washing the tomatoes off after you carry them out.

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you've done this before huh lol

If u have only 8 days left, and your paranoid-common dude, start some shit in your brain-cut them, youl be free of charge and smoking soon....

ok first stop growing in your shed, secondly chop them down asap and plant some tomatoes in there and go buy some tomatoes and leave them a gift box with a card saying here are some beautifull tomatoes from my harvest they are organic and pesticide free i hope you enjoy sincerly ........... Take the cut plants and dry them with a carbon filter in a hidden room of the house maybe attick so that if the cops come just let them in and offer them coffee and have some doughnuts for them and bagels cause why be a dick to them, you catch more flies with honey then with vinegar. Wait a month a couple weeks and begin construction inside, and thats that peace and good luck man.

Wavels said:

I would clear the shed of all illicit plants.

Then I would covertly fill the shed up with legal plants...(go to a local garden center and buy a bunch of seedlings or plants and put them in the shed)

I would then find a way to invite the neighbors over in order to show off your new "hobby".

This may alleviate their suspicion and prevent them from considering turning you in.
Good luck.

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Lol ya thats a good plan but what if they like it and want to see it more often, then he has to keep growning them gay plants just so that they can coover and see them.

you could be growing anything in your shed ! and then again it depends on what kind of people your neighbours are mmm?

Where is this guy anyhow? He could be busted right now.

whiterino said:

you could be growing anything in your shed ! and then again it depends on what kind of people your neighbours are mmm?

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hectorius said:

ok first stop growing in your shed, secondly chop them down asap and plant some tomatoes in there and go buy some tomatoes and leave them a gift box with a card saying here are some beautifull tomatoes from my harvest they are organic and pesticide free i hope you enjoy sincerly ........... Take the cut plants and dry them with a carbon filter in a hidden room of the house maybe attick so that if the cops come just let them in and offer them coffee and have some doughnuts for them and bagels cause why be a dick to them, you catch more flies with honey then with vinegar. Wait a month a couple weeks and begin construction inside, and thats that peace and good luck man.

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no no NO!

do not let police into your house PERIOD. do not let police into your shed. put a lock on the shed.

put the light trap in the shed. dry the bud inside. do the tomato thing. but for the love of god do not let police into your house. if they Do show up and they are not breaking in with a warrant do not let them inside.

go to the ACLU's website and print out any literature they have on illegal search and seizure, and have it by the door in case the cops DO show up asking to come inside, you can let them know you know how to play ball. if they want to ask you some questions tell them you don't wish to speak to them without an attorney and ask them to leave. try to do anything you can to block FLIR camera's ability to see ur grow.

but for god's sake don't let police in ur house, that is the same as consenting to a search, and they will. they'll tell you they are going to the bathroom or any other technique to misdirect you. like ask for yu to get them a glass of water from the kitchen and sneak into every room and search and search....

DO NOT LET POLICE INTO YOUR HOUSE EVER EVER EVER!!!

good luck

dude, remember weed makes you paranoid. so keep a cool head and stay out of sight when you are goin in your shed

you've gotta be joking, why would you going out to your shed and having a light on tell your neighbors your growing pot?just say all your doing is building a cabinet or something like that out there or bring some tools inside your house from the shed when u go in.